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Threesome!

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Threesome!

We're back with Sarah and Flora, who's cleaning her cuts from the broken glass. Sarah noodles with the first-aid kit saying, "I love this stuff. My mom's a nurse." Hey, if she isn't a naughty nurse who likes threesomes, she isn't going in this episode, all right? Leave your mom out of this. They return to the window with a dustpan and broom to clean up the glass and the moans are still going on. "Oh! Oh! Oh!" Okay, now I don't believe this. How could they...oh, forget it. Finally, Melissa peeks through the blinds. "I see you laughing! Don't make assumptions, okay?" Sarah says she's not. We cut to an interview of Flora saying, "I heard people going 'ooh ooh ah ah.'" Then she cracks up and moves out of frame. Dan relays, "If she was having fun, more power to her!" Ah yes -- fun equals power. Revolution threesome-style, now! Back at the scene of the...well, I can't assume anything, so let's just say the scene of extended moaning: Sarah sweeps up more glass. Then she says, "This probably would have happened eventually...." Oh, really? Is a threesome one of life's inevitables? You know, death, taxes, and threesomes? Dan calls her on this, asking incredulously, "Are you rationalizing this?" Yup, she was. Flora says, "I'll have to go on a diet and try this again. Melissa, we need to talk." That'll cost you $1.99 a minute, Flora.

Here's the bit where Melissa runs over the camera guy with her snazzy white sports car. It's on an MTV bloopers tape. I'm surprised the camera guy didn't scream or lose a toe or something. Melissa says that Melody asked for a ride home, so she gave it to her. (Insert your own "gave it to her" joke here.) Mike emerges in a towel, looking drained. Flora asks where is "friends" are and he says, "They went home, I don't know." Flora runs to the door, but it's true, they're gone. An interview of Mike shows him saying, "I have never seem Melissa with her clothes off." Then he looks away, touches his face, blinks and grins. Mm-hmm. Flora calls Mitchell to gossip.

Mike collapses on Sarah's bed. Snoring sounds are heard. Sarah comes in and starts to crack up, telling him about Flora breaking the window.

Back to the phone. Mitchell, no doubt clutching his pearls in one hand as he holds the phone in the other (tm owen), says, "Nooo! Oh my god, that is so scandalous! Were you sitting there watching too? Honey, don't involve yourself in these things." Um, too late.

Flora comes into the room where Sarah and Mike are hanging out...talking, just talking, okay? Flora jumps on Mike's back and squeals, "Hey porno star!" She massages his back. Sarah says, "We heard spanking." Mike denies that anything went on. Oh, boy.

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