Melissa and Jamie, who are talking and dancing at the bar. In an interview, Jamie says he is attracted to Melissa because when he is around her, he is around a "completely original and completely special person." Plus, she gives him a huge ego boost. Jamie tells Melissa that they should engage in a "Hollywood kiss," and they start pretending to make out for the camera. Clearly, these two are drinking something a little stronger than cranberry juice. Melissa blows kisses to Jamie, but the sight of Danny dancing in the background distracts me. He's a good dancer! Anyway, in an interview, Melissa says she doesn't want to like Jamie, but she can feel it coming on and "the fight is on." Didn't we cover this ground last week? Can't they just do it already and get it over with? Melissa quotes the song that is playing in the background and tells Jamie, "I would love to love to love you." Jamie says it back to her. Melissa says they can't because he's a nerd, and she's a nerd, and two nerds together would be...words fail her as she just shakes her head. Tides reverse their flow all over the earth, because Jamie shakes his lunar-sized head too.