More packing. Packing. Dragging bags downstairs. John and Paula discuss how they're all going to cry soon. "My life in three bags," says Jose. Whatever. Get your camera time in now.
The kids sit around. A pink cab pull up; shockingly, it's not for Tyler. It's for Zach. The kids hug Zach. Paula confessionals that Zach is very positive. While they all hug and Paula cries, John camera-talks the same thing. Tyler cries ugly. Zach confessionals that he has zero regrets about his time there. Friends forever, etc. "Six," says Paula, once he's gone. Sigh.
Another knock. Linda Hunt comes to the door and asks for "Michelle." Svet says there is no Michelle. Since Janelle is at least half smart, she guesses that Linda Hunt actually means her. No one is sad to see Janelle go. Paula camera-talks that Janelle is confident and a diva but a "sweetheart." Outside now. Hugs. Janelle says that she's taken a lot from this experience and now has a huge "level of understanding" about herself and other people. Sure. On display in every episode.
Jose sings "Paula Walnuts," and then asks to talk to Paula alone on the couch. He's so fucking creepy. He whispers, all "sincere," crying that he wants Paula to be strong. She nods, and then tells us that it's hard to say goodbye to Jose because he has such a big heart...and absolutely no personality or interest in girls. She and Jose hug and whisper about making the right decisions. Cry. Hug. Rub. Wipe tears. Awful song plays.
"Let's do it," Jose tells himself in the mirror. Out on the deck, he hugs Tyler, who cries. Tyler says he loves Jose and that they'll always be tight. Jose hugs them all. Tyler cries again. Paula cries. Jose says that he's learned not to judge books by their covers. He walks off and gets into the FORD! The kids are sadder to see the FORD! go; they actually say goodbye to it. Jose drives off and confessionals about how "real" the experience was. How long it did take him to think that one up? He wipes away a tear and we see him drive off in an overheard shot.