The remaining four sit outside. Cab pulls up for John. They cry again. Svet will miss him. John loves Svet. Hugs. Tyler cries again. Tyler confessionals that he loves John like a brother, even though he's a punk. John and Paula hug. "I'm so glad you pulled through," John tells Paula. He feels like he's grown. He gets into the cab and, with scratchy "fun" music playing, he drives off. You know, because John is fun.
Now a boat pulls up to the dock. The boat guy informs them that the boat is just for Svet and Tyler. Heh. They depart, leaving Paula alone. Tyler falls down the stairs outside trying to carry his bag! Two falls in one episode. Is it my birthday? (Okay, the handle of his bag legitimately broke, but still. He fell and it was awesome and you can't take it away from me.) Paula confessionals that she's never met someone as silly and smart as Tyler. They hug, cry, etc. Paula says, "He high-kicked his way to the top of my list." Genius. More crying and they'll see each other soon. Tyler has learned from Paula to let people in. Now to Svet. Paula and Svet whisper that they love each other. Hot. Paula says that Svet was the one who didn't let her "fall." Svet says that Paula was her comfort and was always there for her. Tyler says that this isn't the end, and that they'll always be a family. The boat takes off and air kisses fly and "I love you!"s and tears and hugs and then Paula is alone. You know, because she's all fucked up.
Paula drags her bags outside, and as she gets in her cab, she tells us that this experience was liberating and that she's not scared to go home. She should be, because a fucking wicked beatdown awaits her there. As she arrives at the airport, she confessionals that she fell in love with seven people. "Wait," you say to yourself, "but she only has six roommates." Smart, but she's thought of that. Paula says, "Six roommates...and myself." See. Don't fucking try to call Paula out on her math skills. She'll fuck you up.
Paula gets onto the a tiny puddle-jumper. She confessionals that, as much as the kids drove her crazy, they saved her life. The plane takes off...and crashes into Tyler and Svet's boat. Aw, tragic.
Well, that's it. Love you all for sticking around. Now go wash up, because I don't know about you, but after all that, I feel really dirty. Peace the fuck!