MJ and Sarah discuss what Karamo's problem is. Sarah interviews that Karamo isn't ready to talk to MJ yet. Why is this Sarah's problem, again? Willie thinks that Karamo is mad because MJ wasn't "his boy." Melanie points out that it's tough when someone is surrounded by cops. Shut up, Melanie. You weren't there. Willie does a hilarious MJ imitation. Willie interviews that Karamo feels like MJ doesn't have his back. Melanie says she heard Karamo say that karma's a bitch. MJ adds that Karamo told Shavonda that he wishes MJ would have four more chairs thrown at him. Shavonda is quite the tattletale. MJ interviews that he just wants to be there for Karamo, but that until Karamo talks to him, he can't do anything. All the roommates continue to discuss the issue, and Karamo arrives home. Busted! Willie actually does the slightly mature thing and yells that they want Karamo to come and talk to MJ. Karamo blows him off. In that situation, I would have totally tried to pretend I wasn't talking shit, so I commend Willie for his attempt, however ill-advised.
And now it's time for the Most Awesome Thing I Saw on TV Last Week. The most awesome thing I saw on TV last week happened during Wife Swap. If you're not familiar with the premise, it's pretty much all in the title. Two women swap lives for two weeks. In the first week, they have to abide by the rules of their host family, and in the second week, the women get to make the rules. So, of course, since it's reality television, the producers choose women who have diametrically opposed lifestyles. So this week, a Southern woman who loves family and whose husband likes to hunt and fish swapped places with an Arkansas environmentalist and animal rights activist who hasn't seen her family in years. So the first awesome part was when the environmentalist was looking around her new home, and she came upon a mounted deer head, and she started SOBBING! And she was, like, petting the deer, and apologizing to the deer, and the woman was just bonkers. I mean, I like animals, and I'm not a big gun person or hunter, but the deer was already dead, and frankly, deer have few if any natural predators, so if it weren't for hunters, we'd be overrun. So anyway, at the end of the episode, the two couples meet and discuss what they've learned, and most weeks the couples manage to keep it barely civil, but this week, they were just totally bitchy to each other, and when the environmentalist woman found out that her dogs were made to sleep outside, she just lost it! And she was screaming and crying about how her dogs were ADOPTED and you can't make them sleep OUTSIDE and so on and so on. And pretty much everyone involved was kind of an asshole, but this woman was just stark raving mad, which was awesome.