Everyone is ready to leave for the ceremony: dressed, pressed, reading the directions. Beth? STILL IN BED. Dude, I would leave her sorry ass. Being late to a wedding because you were in bed until noon is the height of rudeness. Being late because you got lost on the way to the church, or because the church is fifty miles away, and it's raining harder than you've ever seen it rain in California, and you're not 100\% sure of where you're going, and because, in the car, you get into a discussion with your date for the wedding (someone who recently broke your heart), about all the reasons he didn't want to be your boyfriend, all because the person in the backseat, your friend and his roommate, stupidly made a comment about a certain girl the date had slept with, and about whom the rest of us weren't supposed to know, except the date had confided in my roommate who couldn't keep a secret anymore and told everyone, that's one thing. But because you're sleeping? That's rude. Not that I would know, or anything.

Beth beautifies while the rest of them wait for her. Aaron threatens to leave her there. LEAVE HER, AARON.

Beth can't find her shoes and bitches as they head out the door that her hair is still wet. THEN GET UP IN TIME TO DRY IT, PRINCESS! Gawd.

They drive to the wedding. Have you ever been on the freeway? Then I don't need to describe this scene.

In one of the cars, Dom asks Tami if she "can envision or even THINK about what the man [she's] going to marry" will be like. "I need to know," he says. Tami laughs and says she just needs someone who knows when to agree with her. Hey, Tami has a lot of problems -- like, she's completely insane, for example -- but at least she's honest.

And this is where we learn what kind of person each of the roommates sees themselves marrying.

Jon wants to marry "someone who's going to make me happy." Aw, that's so sweet and naïve. In reality, the person you marry, from what I have observed, makes you happy but also drives you crazy a lot of the time. ["That's damn right." -- Wing Chun]

Dom's bride-to-be? Young. Attractive. Free. Slutty. (I just inferred the last bit.)

Beth's only requirement is that her hubby not use drugs. Thanks for that, Nancy Reagan. Beth, I think a man would have to be ON drugs in order to even consider binding himself to you for all eternity.