Real World

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Wes, You Ignorant Slut

Random people engage in sporting activity in the Austin sun. Our heroes lie around inside the loft. I think that was actually clever editing.

Wes tells Lacey that every woman in the loft is playing a game, except for her. Yeah, Melinda is really fucking with Danny's head. And let's not get started on Rachel. Wes is such a tool. Wes interviews that Johanna is dating Leo just to play a game with Wes. He tells Lacey that all he needs to win a game with Johanna is patience: "I got five bucks says if I want, I can make out with her in three weeks." That is the most chickenshit bet I ever heard. First of all, five bucks? Why not bet something real -- like if you lose, you have to run around the loft naked? Oh, wait, that might not be a problem for Wes. And three weeks? Why not just bet that you'll be able to kiss her by the time you both turn thirty. And "if I want to" is such a weaselly way to put it. Lacey, voice of sanity, interviews that Jo has absolutely no interest in Wes. Lacey tells Wes that she'll start the timer running on the bet the next day. And then Wes tells her that when Jo kisses him, he'll kiss her and then reject her with a cutting quip: "This is what you coulda had." How will she ever go on after that? Lacey asks him, "Did you pre-plan this?" When he says yes, she looks at him and says, "That’s funny." Lacey gives me hope for the future of humanity. Wes interviews that his plan is to make Jo as jealous as possible.

Night. Wes walks down the street, holding hands with a fairly attractive woman who is identified as "Megan, Wes's new friend." Except that the chyron screws up the possessive. Wes is acting as though the bouncer they pass is his best pal. Megan promises to make Wes like Austin. Wes interviews, "Megan is some girl who, for some reason, finds me attractive." See, even Wes knows that it's incomprehensible that a cute girl would be into him. Of course, the "some reason" is undoubtedly the camera crew that's following him around.

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