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Wes, You Ignorant Slut

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Wes, You Ignorant Slut

There's a random shot of Nehemiah walking up to the fish tank, where there is another dying fish, shaking his fist at it, and mock-yelling "Nooooooooo."

Wes and Johanna are lying down on the big round couch ("the orgy bed," according to Wes). He asks her why she won't talk about Leo, and she tells him there's nothing to say. He accuses her of not being able to commit, even though there are tons of guys chasing after her. I think that if there's any time when it's logical not to commit, it's when you have tons of guys chasing after you. Jo claims that she doesn't commit because she doesn't want to get hurt. Wes periodically strokes her hair; there's not the tiniest sign of flirtation on Jo's part. A Wes voice-over tells us that Jo has some horrible trust issues. She admits to him that she doesn't try to trust guys because she thinks none of them is trustworthy.

It's a new day. Jo, with Lacey at her side, talks to Leo on the phone. He's called to invite her to dinner, but she begs off, claiming that they have to work. But then she invites him to meet them at the club where they will be filming a band. Lacey is a hoot, pretending to bite her nails in anticipation over whether Leo will accept the invitation. He's smitten, so of course he agrees to meet up with them. Lacey interviews that Leo is very considerate of Jo, and that Jo knows that "she's got him."

The entire group leaves for "work." Johanna, who appears to be carrying nothing, calls out, "Okay, the two boys carry the two big things, the girls carry the rest." Fuck that shit. Nothing they're carrying looks too heavy for any one of them to carry it.

The crew walks up to some building. Before they even know what the assignment is, they're calling out jobs they'll do. Lacey is going to direct. Hey, it's Zach Braff! Oh, wait, I'm sorry -- that's Jenn, their equipment instructor. Jo is totally proud that they have a tripod, but of course they don't actually know how to use it. Jenn tells them that they have to film a band in a two-camera shoot.

The band plays; the kids shoot footage of it. Leo is in the club. Jo, who's holding a boom mike, sees him, and gives him this self-disparaging smile that says, "Oh, look at silly me. I'm pretending that I can do something useful." He gives her a nice smile in return. He is definitely hot. The band continues to play. I think that might be Michael Moore on drums. As soon as the band finishes playing, Jo (still holding the boom) walks up to Leo and gives him a kiss on the cheek. Wes interviews that he "loves Leo to death" because Leo knows how to treat Jo. But there's another part of Wes "that sits back and says, 'Man, he's doing more with her than [Wes is].'" Well yes, Wes, that's because Johanna is actually attracted to Leo. But Wes is jealous.

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