Puck says that Pedro and Sean are only getting married for shock value. Puck only continues to breathe for shock value.
Morning. Each of the housemates gets ready for his or her day. Puck has brought his grandfather over to make breakfast for everyone. Everyone except Pedro participates, pissing Puck off. Pam is wearing some sort of nightgown you put on your dolly before bedtime. Puck's sister is there, and Cory's friend takes Pedro's seat. Pedro sweeps the floor instead of participating in breakfast. Puck thinks that Pedro's being an asshole. And, uh, yeah, Pedro's being an asshole here. Pedro tells us that he likes everyone in the house, and that when he isolates himself from Puck, he has to isolate himself from everyone in the house, and he doesn't like that.
Pedro and Sean drive their car until a drunk driver hits them. Absolutely everyone in the shot has been blurred out, so it's hard to tell what's going on. It seems that Sean and Pedro think the other driver was drunk, but nobody else has confirmed it. Cops say they'll have to test her to see. She's getting booked.
Back at the house, Puck says that they should sue the driver. He says he'd fake whiplash if he were the one who'd been hit. This breaks out into an incredibly boring argument about lying for money. Rachel says that Puck got mad at Cory for lying to get a fake ID, but that he has no problem lying about whiplash. Puck says that it's not the same thing. Pedro says the word "ethics." The word "lie" is said so many times that I start to drool and my eyes roll back. Pedro has no respect for Puck, he tells us. Puck curses and leaves the room. Dull.