There's some black man sitting on a green chair in the middle of a forest telling us that many people in the house are afraid of Puck. Who is this man? What? Mohammed? Is he in this show? Well, if you say so.
Puck's question is, "What is the meaning of life?" Cory celebrates, because it was her question. Puck says that his meaning of life is to "stir up some stuff." Puck shaves his legs, I think.
Puck goes out on a date, so everyone else gathers to talk about him because they have nothing better to do with their lives. It starts with Pedro and Judd talking, but eventually everyone goes into their room. Pedro is pissed off, yo. He says he's not going to get along with Puck. He's tired of it. Pedro announces that he doesn't give "three shits about Puck." He says that Puck is only interested in himself. Pedro will only respect people who respect him. Rachel tells us that it's good to hear what Pedro's saying, because she normally only hears Puck's opinion on things. Rachel gives us this pearl of wisdom: "People tend to think that just because he's such an asshole. And he is. That doesn't mean that he doesn't have feelings." Pedro says that he doesn't want to eat in front of a man who farts and burps. ["We all want that, but good luck finding such a man." -- Wing Chun] Rachel says that she's not afraid to confront Puck, but that she chooses to do it when other people aren't around. Mohammed says that Pedro has confronted Puck more than once, and that nothing has happened.
Meanwhile, Puck's on a date, saying that he got beat up all the time as a kid.
Pedro says that Puck doesn't care about his feelings. Cory says that Puck's about "making you stir up your emotions." Pedro loses it: "I don't need him to stir up my emotions. I have AIDS. I have sexuality. I have my family. I have so many other things to stir up my emotions without an asshole stirring things that were stirred up for me when I was six years old."
On his date, Puck tells this girl that people keep kicking him out of houses. Well, I think that's what he meant. What he actually said was: "I got kicked out of so many houses. For me. Nine and a half Puck." Who the fuck knows with this guy.
Pedro says that he's isolated himself from the rest of the house. Mohammed says that other people aren't getting to connect because of Puck. He says that his confessional is all about Puck these days. Judd says that they should gang up on Puck. Mohammed thinks that they should all write down their concerns and then all bring them to the table and read over them all and blah blah blah. Pam says that she's fine with Puck and doesn't really have a problem with him. She says that this is a Pedro and Puck issue, and that they shouldn't get involved. Pedro says again that he's going to isolate himself from the rest of the house because of Puck. Pam says that while Mohammed is in the confessional talking about Puck, she's in her confessional talking about Pedro. Then she's bawling and Pedro's bawling and she says she doesn't want to lose that. What the fuck is happening? For real.