B-roll of London at night. Hannah the Horrified has finally called Mike back one week later. Jay and Jacinda sit on the pool table, listening in on the conversation and trying to contain their giggling. "There's something wrong here, y'know?" says Jacinda in an interview. Mike makes a date with Hannah and hangs up.
Mike and Hannah go on their date. They walk around some really cheesy section of London together and eat ice cream -- like, I bet they just got out of Cats. Mike keeps imitating some funk song and going "chicky-chicky pow pow" over and over again which I'm guessing is a tune from the soundtrack to that gay porn movie he jerked off to last night. Some guy walks by and, I swear to God, Mike checks out his ass. "Chicky-chicky pow pow," says Mike some more. Hannah tries not to look too annoyed or confused. Back at Attention Deficit Manor, Mike returns home and Jay is tooling around in the kitchen, maybe even waiting up for Mike for all we know. Jay asks Mike how his date went. "It wasn't a date, we just went out," says Mike. "I'm not going to be dating anybody!" "Sorry Mike," says Jay for some reason.
So then, after a commercial break, Jay is like a dog with a bone about the "Hannah" issue. He grills Mike about his intentions toward Hannah, to which Mike responds that he's never promised Hannah a serious relationship. So once again, not only do we have to sit through Mike getting laid, we also have to watch him hold the lady in question at arm's length. I don't know what's creepier: Jay's codependent concern for Hannah's feelings, or Mike's aloof-stud act. Then we see the park on a beautiful day. Mike and Hannah are rollerblading together. There's not a lot of chemistry between Mike and Hannah. Oh sure, Bunim-Murray has brought out all the guns to make you think otherwise: the R&B lite FM groovin' soundtrack, the intercutting to shots of other couples who have chemistry frolicking in the park and of course the forced smiles on the faces of Mike and Hannah. But Mike and Hannah aren't selling it to me here. Hannah keeps hanging all over Mike but that's mostly because she can't really rollerblade.
Jay is like a lover spurned. He sits around with Kat, like they're a couple of girls giving each other manicures and home perms, and deconstructs Mike's and Hannah's relationship. "She had to like him an awful lot to go after him in the first place," says Jay. "It sucks to like somebody and have them be like 'eh' about you," adds Kat sipping some hot beverage from a big mug. Back on Mike and Hannah's date, Hannah has fallen down. "So are you going to fall a little or a lot?" says Mike in a condescending manner. Oooh! Subtext! At some point Hannah starts getting scared as she's going down a hill so Mike calls her a "wuss." Later, he makes jokes about the idea of her skating into the pond and falling in. Charming. Jay agonizes some more with Sharon about Mike and Hannah. Mike and Hannah keep skating and trading insults.