The River

The Dead Weight Of You

By Jacob Clifton | Aired on 2012.03.20

Row, Row, Row Your Boat - PREVIOUSLY The wracked scow of human refuse known as the Magus inflicted its crew's debased madness on every native and unquiet spirit it came across, until finally finding the pupa for which it sought so long: The half-wizard, half-dragonfly, all...

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The River Full Episodes & Clips

Row, Row, Row Your Boat

As the Magus travels to the final destination, one of the crew is shot.

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A Seance for Lincoln

Tess and Jahel have a seance to bring Lincoln back to life.

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Lincoln Kills Jonas

After Lincoln comes back to life he kills Jonas.

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A Room Full of Bodies!

While searching a building, the crew finds a room full of dead bodies!

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Emmet's in a Cocoon!

A dragonfly leads the crew to Emmet who is inside of a cocoon.

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The Experiment

Kurt is forced to make a personal sacrifice.

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Doctor Emmet Cole

The Magus crew finds Emmet's camera bag containing tapes.

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A Skinned Monkey!

Emmett and his crew lose their rations and find a skinned monkey.

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No Prior Knowledge: The River

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RECAPS, WEECAPS, AND MORE

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Recap	The Dead Weight Of You Row, Row, Row Your Boat - The horrible invaders are finally vanquished once the Boiuna takes matters into His own hands..	2012.03.20 2012.03.27	A+	Jacob Clifton
Ep.	Title	Air/Pub'l	Grade	Author
1-7 Weecap	How I Hate Your Mother The Experiment - It's not the zombies that'll tickle you, so much as the way they arrived at making the zombies.	2012.03.13 2012.03.14	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-6 Recap	El Monkeychupa! The Sucker Of Monkeys! Dr. Emmet Cole - What has Emmet been up to? The answers will not surprise you, but they are still delightful to watch.	2012.03.06 2012.03.08	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-5 Recap	Flying Dutchman Peaches - Lena whines hard enough to summon zombie pirates. And Lee Tergesen!	2012.02.28 2012.03.01	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-4 Recap	The Condemned Man A Better Man - What Lena is to information, Lincoln is to morals. On the upside, Cappy joins the cast and the show's half over, so.	2012.02.21 2012.02.22	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-3 Recap	The Blinded Los Ciegos - A couple last-minute stabs at self-sacrifice manage to convince the Amazonian Etiquette Police that these jerks aren't completely beyond saving.	2012.02.14 2012.02.21	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-2 Recap	Ghostland Conservatory Marbeley - A little girl ghost, scary dolls, and corpse fingers snatching at you.	2012.02.07 2012.02.14	A+	Jacob Clifton
1-1 Weecap	The Dry Spirit Magus - Reality TV crew goes looking for dead hippy, finds Smokey instead.	2012.02.07 2012.02.09	B+	Jacob Clifton