GTFO, TAKE II
Clark: "You know, though. If that ghost-monster really is Cam Travers in the form of an invisible dinosaur, maybe he can tell us where your husband Dr. Emmet Cole is."
Tess: "I've just got a feeling about that."
Clark: "I know."
DEATH COMES TO THE MAGUS
Jew Guy: "Well, it's been nice being on this show."
Smokey: It's kind of awesome, actually, because he's strapped to his camera, so when it whips him around in the air, what you get is a cartwheeling shot with just his legs splayed out and spinning before you. Smart, neat shot.
AJ: "I will continue to sass the monster! For the sake of art!"
Smokey: Somehow does not kill AJ. I guess since he's British he gets a mulligan on the whole Black Guy First rule.
Jahel: "Also, the engine has been bitten or something by the invisible dinosaur, and no longer functions."
Everything: Swiftly going to hell.
Lincoln: "Well, I guess it's time to do a Krahò blood ritual."
WHITE PEOPLE DOING KRAHÒ BLOOD RITUAL W/OUT INSTR.
Tess: "Lincoln, what are you doing?"
Lincoln: "Hold on, I just gotta bleed into this thing a bunch."
Tess: "But what if it can tell us where your dad is? I'm convinced today's the day I'm going to find my husband, Dr. Emmet Cole."
Lincoln: "I'm convinced today's the day you get my ass killed. Back up."
Tess: "Hellloooo? Mr. Smoke Monster, sir? Here I am holding a picture of a Mr. Cam Travers, who was possibly you in another life. From what I've gathered, you were a bit of a dick even though you had a nice wife, so I guess maybe my husband shouldn't have buried you along the Amazon, like in that ghost story. Aaaaaanyway, do you think you could tell me if my husband is alive?"
Smokey: "I AM JUST A SCARY CLOUD OF CGI! YOU ARE REALLY ASKING A LOT!"
Lincoln: "Can I direct your attention to my blood all over the place?"
Smokey: "IT LOOKS PRETTY TASTY! AND NOT LIKE A TRAP!"
Tess: "But before you go, could you just... How about one ARRRGH-CLANK for yes, and two ARRRGH-CLANKS for no?"
Tess gets her stupid ass thrown all over the damn place, Smokey hops in the Krahò baby coffin, and Lincoln tosses that shit overboard.