CAMERA ROOM

Trouble: "AJ! Here is that punch in the nose I promised you! Since despite growing up literally as the subject of a documentary, I still don't understand the basics of documentary filmmaking!"
AJ: "God, that guy's a pussy."

PANIC ROOM

Jew Guy: "Hey, let's be cutesy some more."
Jahel: "Did you notice this baby Krahò coffin is full of blood?"
Jew Guy: "Nope, but I did find this picture on the altar."

Clark: "Okay, that's a picture of this guy Cam Travers who was the producer on the doomed mission. I did not care for him, although his wife was nice. I like wives."
Tess, with a pointed glance: "Shut it. Also, do you think he's dead?"
Lena: "Ahem. What none of you knew until just now is that I was in contact with Dr. Cole throughout this journey."
Everybody: "What?"
Lena: "Yeah, I didn't think it was worth mentioning that. Anyway, Cam Travers caught a fever and they buried him. So."
Tess: "Wait, back up."
Lena: "Yes. Backing up files, providing medical advice, you know. Whatever. Me and my trusty talking backpack put a wealth of information at his disposal while he was avoiding his slutty wife and learning magical powers and becoming a zombie or something."

Smokey: "Argh! Clank!"
Everybody: "I suppose that's somewhat notable."
Lincoln: "Emilio, did you ever run into invisible dinosaur Smoke Monsters in baby Krahò coffins that would take a notch out of a girl's leg before?"
Emilio: "I maybe would have mentioned that. Instead of talking about that further, let me say that -- before he fired me -- your dad used to hang out in the jungle by himself sometimes. I kind of thought he was losing it, but he just told me not to worry about it."
Kurt: "Because he had a gun! I knew it. I love those things."
Emilio: "No, because of magic. Emilio out."

GALLEY

Jahel: "Did you guys notice this baby coffin was covered in blood? That's because of a mythical ghost demon called The Dry Spirit, El Corpo Seco, which was a soul so bitter that the ground would not take him."
Lincoln: "Yeah, but in the next episode we learn that Amazonians don't bury their..."
Jahel: "-- Anyway. The devil sent him back from hell so now he wanders around looking for blood to make him whole. More blood is more strength."
Lincoln: "Wait, are you talking about a ghost? Or is this like some regular guy?"
Jahel: "Sigh. Anyway, these baby coffin deals were Krahò soul-traps for him. Your dad bled all over the thing to lure it in, and then trapped it, and then put it under a blanket, and then put that whole deal in the panic room, and then soldered it closed."
Lincoln: "I guess we shouldn't have undone all that hard work."
Jahel: "I tried to tell you that, if you recall. Anyway, now we fed it some Lena blood so it's strong enough."
Lincoln: "Strong enough to what? Also, we gotta get the fuck out of here."