The River
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Then the neat part happens again:

Lincoln, verbatim: "Dad was onto something. And you know what? There is magic out there. So let's go see it."
Tess, pointing: "You know there's a camera? Right there?"
Lincoln: Blue Steel.

Isn't that awesome? As somebody who talks in soundbites and generally pretends to be on camera at all times so I don't misbehave, I think that's my favorite bit. You know there's a camera? Yeah, why do you think I just said that ridiculous thing?

NEXT

A tree full of dolls, a prophecy by ancient grasshoppers, a curious dragonfly, some lesbian action, a monkey with a baby head on its regular head, and about a thousand Poltergeist references as we learn a whole other possible outcome from burying white people along the Amazon.

JACOB CLIFTON is a freelance writer and critic based in Austin, Texas. He currently recaps Gossip Girl, The Good Wife, Pretty Little Liars and True Blood for TWoP. Jacob can be found online at jacobclifton.com, on Twitter, and on Facebook. IRL work appears in BenBella's SmartPop series of anthologies, most recently A Friday Night Lights Companion and Fringe Science.

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