Lincoln: "That little boy, you see, is me."

POWWOW

Everybody: "Okay, well I guess Lena somehow knows exactly what's going on here in this unmapped part of the Amazon, so let's roll with it. My second question is, how come it keeps eating Tess and chasing us in circles?"
Kurt: "Uh, maybe it's because of this teddy bear you have in your pocket, you fuckin' idiot."
Lincoln: "That strains belief! That specific thing you just said. About the haunted tree and the ghost of the little girl. I mean, sure, that all makes sense. But stealing a tribute pisses it off? In what culture is that true, that you shouldn't mess with sacred sites or steal from them?"
Literally: All of them.

Kurt: Goose-steps Lincoln back to the Devil Tree so he can fix their lives.
Lincoln: Ties the bear to the tree.
Marbeley: Immediately falls off.
Lincoln: Ties the bear to the tree more strongly.
Marbeley: Immediately falls off.
Lincoln: Ties the bear to the tree, with a half-assed apology to God or whatever.
Marbeley: Immediately falls off.
Lincoln: Ties the bear to the tree, with scarce-uttered oaths.
Marbeley: Immediately falls off.
Kurt: Ties the bear to the tree with Teutonic vigor.
Marbeley: Immediately falls off.

It is some riveting fucking television. Finally, they get annoyed.
Crew: "What the fuck do you want from us?"
Doll-Voices: "Mom-my!"
Crew: "We didn't understand that very clear message in response to our question! We have to run around more! Forever!"

They do.

Tess: "I can't help thinking today will be the day we find Dr. Emmet Cole! My husblublublub"

Lincoln: "...Hold up, where did my Mom go?"

ADVANTAGE: CORPSE HANDS

Magus: Nowhere to be found.
Devil Tree: Always up ahead.
Everybody: Frazzled.
Devil Child: Giggling.