The River
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Jacob Clifton: A+ | Grade It Now!
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Meanwhile, Tess and Clark are joined in the Galley by Lincoln, just as the second zombie attacks and eats and kills and murders them and renders them into a fine jelly. Just kidding, Emmet appears out of nowhere and shoots that zombie too and everybody stares and then, just so you can finally understand how he's related to jerks like his wife and son, he quips:

"So, how was my funeral?"

...The Aristocrats!

JACOB CLIFTON is a freelance writer and critic based in Austin, Texas. He currently recaps Gossip Girl, The Good Wife, Pretty Little Liars and True Blood for TWoP. Jacob can be found online at, on Twitter, and on Facebook. IRL work appears in BenBella's SmartPop series of anthologies, most recently A Friday Night Lights Companion and Fringe Science.

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The River




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