Road to Stardom

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I'm Too Punk Rock For This

Matthew is next. He sings a song with the most generic lyrics ever. Something about making sure his gear looks tight, and finding the right girl to go out with him, and making sure that we dance till we just can't dance no more. Teena says that she likes his voice, but thinks he can do better. Mona agrees that he's a strong vocalist with a strong sense of self, but she's not impressed. Matthew says that he struggled with the track, and wasn't ready for the performance challenge. Melissa has been crying this whole time, by the way.

Deltrice is wearing a faux fur jacket and bright red lipstick, and looks more like a vampire crack whore than ever. I don't think that her song goes with the track at all. Something about wanting somebody to lay with her. Dallas seems to like it though, and he's the professional and obviously has a good ear. Or else has a vampire crack whore fetish. There was a shot of Jessica while Deltrice was singing that makes me think the two of them are going to have some sort of altercation, or else a lesbian love affair, later in the season.

Cori is next. Her song goes like this: "It's good to be me walkin' through the streets doin' what I like, yeahh/ Walkin' with my dog and seeing all the pretty clothes that I like, yeah-yeah/ And if the rain starts pouring, and I keep moving, all right, yeahhhh yeahhh." It's really stupid, but as my girlfriend pointed out, it was also maybe a little refreshing to hear somebody sing a song that wasn't all about getting laid. Mona notes that Cori had trouble with the track, and Nilyne interviews that Cori is more into "the rock thing" and can't hold it down with R&B or hip-hop. Teena tells Cori to watch her pitch, and Dallas says that she needs to have more confidence.

Road to Stardom

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