Danny leads Paris and Nicole out to the field, and explains that they have one hundred twenty cows. He hands them cowbells, and Paris asks what they're for. Danny explains that they'll be trying to move the cows along. Nicole and Paris interview that they're supposed to wake up the cows with the bells, and Paris asks, "Who knew you could wake up a cow with a bell?" I guess she's never heard of cowbells. Which reminds me of the SNL skit with Christopher Walken, Will Ferrell, and the cowbell. Which reminds me how much I'd rather be watching that show than watching this one. Paris is glad that they wore boots, because the mud would have ruined their shoes. Paris and Nicole walk arm-in-arm through the field and then start ringing their bells. The cows starts running, and Paris and Nicole start running as well. I think they were trying to make it look like the cows were chasing the girls, but they didn't do a very good job, because I didn't even figure out that's what was supposed to be happening until now. I just thought the girls were running to a different part of the field to get more cows or something. Danny leads Paris and Nicole to another part of the farm, their cowbells clanking. Danny curtly says, "Time to kill that bell." Hee! I like Danny more every time I see him.
Danny needs Paris and Nicole to help him herd the cows down a path and into the barn, presumably for milking. He tells Nicole to yell at the cows harshly in order to get them moving. Nicole walks over and screams, "Move, motherfuckers, move! Mooooove! Get your fat asses down there!" Danny is totally cracking up. That was hilarious. Nicole is winning me over. She asks Danny if that was okay as the cows gallop (I guess?) down the path. Danny tells her that might have been a little too harsh.
Back at the Leding house, Braxton has been put in charge of Tinkerbell. He finds Tinkerbell and loads her into her carrier. He puts Tinkerbell on top of the table and promises to make lunch. He fetches the bread and cheese. That is one self-sufficient little kid. I don't think I made my own lunch until I was at least ten. Braxton explains to Curly that he's making the dog a sandwich. She helps him cut some cheese and he pushes the sandwich over to the dog. Tinkerbell pulls out the cheese and starts eating it. That's going to give him diarrhea, you know. Oh, well. It's not like Paris will clean it up. Probably Curly will end up doing it.