Back on the farm, it must be break time. Paris stops into the office where they first punched in, and calls her mom. I hope she's calling collect or using a calling card. Somehow I doubt it. Danny stops in and asks Nicole if she's ever driven "a Polish pick-up." Nicole asks if she can drive it, and Danny guarantees that she'll be able to drive it. He asks if she can drive a stick shift, and Nicole promises that she can learn. Danny goes into the office and tells Paris that he's going to pull the phone plug in fifteen seconds.
Presumably less than fifteen seconds later, Paris walks out of the office. Danny says that Paris is going to wash the barn while Nicole drives the Polish pick-up. Paris is pissed about the job allocation. Danny points out "the Polish pick-up," which is a wheelbarrow. Paris sucks on a can of Coke in a really bizarre manner, like she's never drunk from a can before. Danny says that they have to get started on washing the barn, because the milk truck is going to be there. Paris just stands there, sucking on her Coke, so Danny sharply yells her name.
Danny shows Paris how to use a hose to wash down the floor of the barn. Paris interviews that she's never worked like this in her life. Danny asks the girls if they've ever milked a cow before. Nicole interviews that she's so tired that it's not funny. Danny shows the girls how to wash off the cow's udders, and then some other guy tries to get Paris to grab the cow's udders. I'm assuming that they have milking machines and don't milk by hand, so I guess maybe she's trying to attach the machine to the cow's udder. ["Too bad they weren't milking the cows by hand; at least we know she has some experience with that job. Or 'job.'" -- Wing Chun] The cow jumps, and Paris jumps even higher and screams. Montage of Paris and Nicole screeching. Paris claims that she's never drinking milk again, nor is she eating a hamburger. Nicole complains to Danny that there is cow shit on her arm, and Danny responds, "That's not as bad as the stuff on your cheek!" Heh. I kind of want to be friends with Danny. Danny helps Nicole load a wheelbarrow with feed and tells her to go over and dump it in the trough. Nicole doesn't know what a trough is. She dumps the wheelbarrow over and feed goes all over the ground.













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