Danny comes back again and says that the truck driver called and said he's going to be early. Oh, yeah. Sure. If by "truck driver," you mean "producer," and by "early" you mean "needs more and better footage." Danny tells Paris and Nicole to put the bottles on the ground and fill them that way.

Nicole complains that the milk hose is broken, because she can't shut it off. Paris tries to help, and finally gets it shut off. She tells Nicole to get a hose so that they can wash away the milk on the ground, in order not to get in trouble for spilling it. Nicole grabs a bucket of water and starts dumping it on the ground. Some gets in the partially filled milk bottles, and Paris tells Nicole to put more in there so that the bottles look full. Nicole obliges, giggling all the while. Paris says she feels bad for whoever has to drink the milk. Nicole points out that it will be less fattening, so she's doing Danny's customers a favor. I would be outraged if I didn't think this was a set-up. They splash each other with milky water until Paris tells Nicole not to get any in her hair. Nicole comes up with the bright idea of hiding some of the bottles so that Danny can't tell they didn't fill them all. And if this was real, don't you think Danny would find out when some of his customers didn't get their milk? Paris looks around for Danny, and then carries some bottles into the barn. They hide the bottles under a sink or something. Danny calls out to ask how it's going. Paris and Nicole furiously try to fill the remaining bottles before Danny gets there. He asks what the problem is, and Nicole says that they had "a little accident," and some of the milk got spilled. Danny explains (far more patiently than I would have) that they worked all morning to get that milk, and also that they got dirt in the milk hose. Danny walks away, commenting that the girls are screw-ups. Word, Danny. Nicole interviews that this is a lot harder than she thought it would be, and that she feels like she's going to die.

Paris and Nicole primp in the mirror. I guess they're on a break or something. Nicole asks Paris if she saw the hot tub in the back yard. They look at each other and grin.

Cut to Paris and Nicole walking out the door wearing their bathing suits, which they coincidentally happened to bring with them or wear under their clothes, in case of just such an emergency. They head out to the hot tub and lie out in the sun. Danny drives by with another piece of machinery. He asks if they mind if he works while they rest. Paris defends herself by saying that they've been working hard all day. I hope they at least had the decency to punch out. What am I talking about? Like this is real. I hate this show because it's not a reality show, so I don't feel like I can criticize the people on it for their actions, because I truly believe they are scripted. But it's also not a strictly fictional show, so I can't really criticize the writing. Not that either of those things will stop me, but you know what I mean. Every time I start to work up a full head of steam about something, I stop myself. Anyway.