The ladies start getting dressed in coveralls and mud boots. Albert glances at the clock, which says that it's 6:00 AM right now. Nicole and Paris head outside in their outfits. They've added orange camouflage Von Dutch trucker hats. Didn't we already have the trucker-hat discussion in the last recap? Although I guess this was filmed earlier this year, so maybe I will cut them some slack. Nicole says that it isn't even cute to have to wake up that early. So they plan their days around what might be cute? That explains a lot, actually.
Paris and Nicole hop in their truck and yawn their way to the dairy farm. While Paris drives, Nicole naps. Or she's nodded off. Not sure which. They arrive at Danny's dairy farm, and Paris is grossed out by a real dog nearby. Maybe she doesn't recognize that Tinkerbell and that dog are the same species. I don't think Tinkerbell would recognize that he's the same species as that dog, which appears to be something like a chocolate Lab. Paris thinks the whole place stinks.
Danny drives up in some sort of farm machinery and notes that Nicole and Paris are running a little bit late. He tells the girls to follow him so that they can get punched in. Paris and Nicole have brought their purses for their day of working on the farm. Paris asks if you ever get used to the smell. Not only can you get used to it, but I had a college roommate who loved the smell of manure. Like, she would get all nostalgic about it. But she's kind of weird. Danny promises that you do get used to it, and also that the spot where they will be working won't smell nearly as bad. He tells the girls to punch in using an old-fashioned time clock, like the kind I had at my first real job as a grocery-store cashier. When I was sixteen. Nicole and Paris can't figure out the machine, and Danny chuckles because they've never had to clock in at or even had a real job. Danny asks if they've ever been on a dairy farm before, and they say no. He asks if they like the odor, and they say they don't. Danny tells them that it's not nearly as bad as the perfume they're wearing, and Nicole lets out a startled cackle. I like Danny already.
Danny leads Paris and Nicole out to the field, and explains that they have one hundred twenty cows. He hands them cowbells, and Paris asks what they're for. Danny explains that they'll be trying to move the cows along. Nicole and Paris interview that they're supposed to wake up the cows with the bells, and Paris asks, "Who knew you could wake up a cow with a bell?" I guess she's never heard of cowbells. Which reminds me of the SNL skit with Christopher Walken, Will Ferrell, and the cowbell. Which reminds me how much I'd rather be watching that show than watching this one. Paris is glad that they wore boots, because the mud would have ruined their shoes. Paris and Nicole walk arm-in-arm through the field and then start ringing their bells. The cows starts running, and Paris and Nicole start running as well. I think they were trying to make it look like the cows were chasing the girls, but they didn't do a very good job, because I didn't even figure out that's what was supposed to be happening until now. I just thought the girls were running to a different part of the field to get more cows or something. Danny leads Paris and Nicole to another part of the farm, their cowbells clanking. Danny curtly says, "Time to kill that bell." Hee! I like Danny more every time I see him.