I guess they got things straightened out, because Paris is now throwing bags into the back of the truck with all of her might. Easy! You'll bruise the fruit! See? I'm sixty-five. Nicole asks where Paris got the cart, and Paris says that she got it in the store. Paris tosses in the eggs, and they back out. Nicole says that she couldn't believe that the cashier wouldn't just give them the food, and then asks what a soup kitchen is. I have to believe that she knows that one. Don't all rich people make their kids volunteer at soup kitchens on Thanksgiving? I think Steve Sanders did that once.
Back at the farm, Curly waits expectantly for the girls to return. She is seriously the cutest thing with her beehive hairdo. She reminds me of my Nan. Paris and Nicole pull up and realize that Curly is sitting next to a pile of dead chickens. Curly says that the girls are going to help her dress the chickens. She plans to show them how to clean them and get them ready for frying. Hey, that could be a useful skill someday. Like if they decide to go on Survivor or something. Paris is already refusing to do it. Poor Curly. I'm sure the producers told her to do this. Paris says she won't touch dead animals, and Nicole agrees. Paris turns around to get the groceries, and her saggy pants reveal her ass crack, which had to be pixilated out. That is so gross. How can you not know that your ass crack is hanging out? Paris and Nicole agree that they are not plucking anything. Nicole adds, "Except my eyebrows." Poor Curly just sits there and waits for the producers to tell her she can get back to work.
Paris, Nicole, and Tinkerbell sit on the couch and talk to Braxton. Paris is still talking about how she's not touching the chickens. She asks Braxton who killed the chickens, and whether they belong to the Ledings. Braxton says that they all killed the chickens. He is the cutest thing ever.









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