Albert tells the girls that he's doing the same thing he would do with his own kids, and that he doesn't care if they are mad at him, because his own kids have been mad at him plenty of times. Maybe if he would just explain the reasoning behind his decision, Paris and Nicole would be more receptive. Albert interviews that it's not about going to the mall, but about following the rules of the house. Albert tells the girls that there's plenty of work to do around the house, and that they can help Janet. The girls don't speak. Albert says it would beat just sitting around, and he walks out. The girls still don't speak.

Paris and Nicole go into their room and make their bed. The sun sets. Paris complains about how bored she is. Nicole says it's lame, and Paris declares that they are going out. Cue the montage of Paris and Nicole getting ready to go out. Nicole interviews that they are adults and should be able to do what they want.

Paris and Nicole's truck pulls out of the driveway. They meet Chops and Anthony at the gas station. Nicole encourages some random guy to wiggle around and sing, "Salsa! Salsa!" in a high-pitched voice. The guy totally does it. They all go into a bar and start drinking. Paris signs autographs and gets her picture taken with people. Shannon, the bar manager, interviews that she couldn't believe it when the girls walked into the bar.

Nicole comes out of the bathroom and can't find her purse. She drunkenly looks around for it, asking people if they've seen it. Paris helps her look, and they go into the back of the bar, where Nicole hasn't even been. That makes sense. Nicole finds a bottle of bleach and picks it up. She tosses it out into the bar and screams, "My purse isn't here! Where's my fucking purse!" She runs out and picks up the bottle of bleach, declaring her intention to spray bleach on the pool table. Then she does, and Paris warns her that she's about to get kicked out. And that's it until the season finale next week. But first, the reunion! I don't know.