Simple Life

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Kim: B | 485 USERS: C+
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Paris starts taking orders on her own, and adding her own twist to the standard greeting by saying things like, "Hey, what's up?" Nicole waves to a guy while he orders, and tells him that he's hot. Red tells Paris to say, "Thank you and have a great day." Paris improvises, "Thanks, bitch. Have a great day." Red doesn't smack her, for some unknown reason. Paris tells the camera that taking orders is fun. Yeah, until some lady yells at you for no reason, or insists that you screwed up her order when you totally didn't, or behaves in any one of the other million ways that people act and which make customer-service jobs suck.

Nicole takes the trash out by dragging it along the ground, leaving a trail of gunk along the way. Paris swipes a cherry from the preparation area. There's a Paris's cherry joke in there somewhere but I don't want to look. Nicole laughingly pretends to jerk off the milkshake machine and ends up poking a hole in the bottom of the milkshake cup and spilling ice cream all over. Nicole hoses down the parking area and sprays some guys with water in the process. Red gives Paris an order to take out to a car while another worker watches. She's probably the assistant manager. I'm going to call her Bev, because she looks exactly like this girl I worked with one summer in a convenience store/ice cream shop/deli, and her name was Bev. I kind of hated her. She was always spying on me, for some reason. Paris delivers food to various people. Red asks if they know how to skate, and puts the girls on roller skates to deliver the food, and of course, Paris nearly falls and drops the food all over the place.

Nicole delivers three or four bags of food to a guy in a pick-up. She flirtingly asks what he needs all that food for, and he says it's for the guys at work. Nicole asks if all the guys are as handsome as he is, and then she asks if they take baths together. See, that's why I can't hate Nicole: because she can come up with kooky shit like that. Nicole asks another guy if he enjoyed his meal, and then tells him he has beautiful eyes. The guy is her father's age, probably. Nicole asks another guy why he's so sweaty. He says he's been working hard. Nicole says she loves that in a man. The guy adds, "I sweat a lot." Hee! He looks like it.

Simple Life

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