The Simple Life Reunion
This leads to a clip package of Paris and Nicole with the local boys. After it's over, Leeza marvels at how naturally flirting comes to the girls. Leeza asks Paris if every man she's ever met has fallen in love with her. The hell? What kind of question is that? Did she really think Paris was going to say yes? Paris says no. Leeza mentions the moment when Nicole suggested a threesome with Justin. Nicole says that she says inappropriate things a lot, because she has no filter. Leeza asks if they think of Justin as a brother, and Paris says that they feel that way about all the Leding boys. Leeza looks at Justin and snaps her fingers like, "Darn!" This is the second most grody part, because his parents are right there, and he's underage. If he were a girl, and two older guys were talking about having a threesome, charges would probably be filed. So why is this okay? Leeza asks whether Albert knew about the issue before seeing it on the show. Albert says that since it was his son, he wasn't impressed, but that if it were someone else, he probably would have found it funny.
Leeza brings up Chops and Anthony. Nicole says that she and Paris met them at Buff's, and that Anthony and Chops are sweet and polite. Leeza says that "Chops" was a great nickname, since he has sparkling teeth and a huge smile. Leeza announces Chops and Anthony. They walk out and hug the girls. I think a stylist got to Anthony, because he looks pretty hot, and I never thought he was cute before. He looks like Josh Hartnett. Leeza asks what it was like to be with the girls. Chops doesn't have much to say except that it was different, but after a while, it was normal. Leeza says that he seemed to have a crush on Paris, and Chops agrees that he did. Leeza wonders, "How do you keep them down on the farm after they've had Paris?" Except she pronounces it "Par-ee." Everyone laughs, because she basically just said that Paris and Chops did it. Leeza realizes her mistake, and everyone hoots and hollers. Leeza tries to get Anthony to bail her out, like, is that really his job? Leeza says that Anthony laid some good kisses on Nicole, and Anthony says that he tried. Leeza asks if Nicole is a good kisser, and Anthony says she is. Leeza says that Anthony hasn't had any onions tonight. Nicole says that she has a boyfriend, and she gives Anthony a kiss on the cheek. Leeza thinks it's great that they're all good friends. Like they've talked to each other since Paris and Nicole left Arkansas. The guys take off.