Paris and Nicole leave the house again, and Paris brings up their "dumb pies." Paris spots the pies first, and starts laughing. Nicole's pie has been all chewed up by the dog. Paris urges Nicole to enter the pie like that, and Nicole says that Curly will cry. Justin starts cracking up, because it's always funny to make your grandmother cry. Nicole and Paris pick up their pies, and Nicole steps on Paris's pie so that it is ruined as well. On the way to the gala, Paris says she probably shouldn't have left the pies sitting outside. Nicole says that she truly thought they would be okay.
The girls arrive at the gala and try to find the pie-judging area. Nicole tells Paris to "look for Curly's hair." Okay. Heh. Curly waves to the girls, and Paris and Nicole note how excited Curly is about the whole thing. The girls walk up to the table. Curly asks what happened to the foil covering, which is apparently partially gone. Curly lifts up the foil, as spooky music plays, and notes that Paris's pie is mashed in. Curly checks out Nicole's pie and calls out, "What did y'all do? You worked so hard!" Aw, poor Curly. Nicole blames it on Paris, but then admits that the dog ate it. Curly is either laughing or crying. Paris says that Nicole got mad that the dog ate her pie, so she destroyed Paris's pie too. Nicole apologizes. Curly interviews that the girls weren't thinking, since they set the pie on the ground while there was a dog running around. Paris gives Curly a hug. Richard interviews that he thought it was "kind of amusing," and he chuckles. Curly doesn't look like she thought it was very amusing.
So the pie thing isn't happening, but Paris and Nicole still need to fulfill their duties as co-chairs of the gala. Nicole goes up to a face-painting booth, and the painter is the mother of someone on our forums! Very exciting. Anyway, Nicole says that Braxton is running for Prince, and asks if she can get Braxton painted on her tits. Classy. And appropriate. And I'm so sure that was Nicole's idea.
The Mayor is ready to start the Prince contest, but Paris and Nicole are nowhere to be seen. Apparently, they are in a nearby pub. Paris says that she's drinking beer at 8:00 AM, which makes her a redneck. No, it makes her an alcoholic. And should Nicole, fresh out of rehab, be drinking? The Mayor fetches the girls from the pub. Paris and Nicole walk up on stage, and the Mayor introduces them. Janet interviews that Nicole must be out of her mind to think that painting Braxton's name on her chest is appropriate. Paris and Nicole giggle their way through introducing the Prince and Princess contest. Paris adds, "Braxton, you're so hot right now. We love you." Man. I just want to kick Paris in the face. Is that wrong? Why would she think it was a good idea to tell Braxton -- who is, may I remind you, three years old -- that he's hot? Why not just go the whole nine and tell him that she thinks he's sexy and start freaking him on the dance floor? Nicole orders the crowd to start laughing, and they do. Braxton takes the stage. The emcee looks exactly like my cousin. Braxton submits to an interview while Albert shakes his head at Paris and Nicole's inappropriate behavior. In an interview, Albert asks Janet if anyone in town will ever talk to them again, and Janet replies, "Probably not."