Simple Life

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Justin talks to his ex. She tells him that he's really sweet. She looks a lot older than he. She gives him the whole "It's not you, it's me" speech. Justin agrees to be friends, and they shake hands. Justin comes over to the kissing booth, and Paris and Nicole give him kisses on the cheek. Paris interviews that Justin is like their little brother, and that they've very protective of him. Justin's ex heads for the bathroom in the pub, and Paris and Nicole decide to follow her. Paris interviews that if a girl is going to be mean, she will suffer the consequences. Paris and Nicole spot the Ex and say hello, and then look at each other and giggle. They have that thing down perfect that popular girls do where they start giggling with each other for no apparent reason, and it's obvious they're laughing at you because of something that was said earlier, but they have plausible deniability so you can't get mad without their accusing you for being paranoid. Not that I have any experience with that. The Ex asks Paris and Nicole if they hate her. Nicole says no and asks the Ex why she was so mean to Justin. The Ex says she was mean the first time, but that she thought she was nice the second time. Nicole says that Justin hates the Ex now, and that he's already made out with four other girls, and Paris, and Nicole. The Ex asks why the girls are being mean, and if they're trying to make her jealous. Paris says that the Ex will be really sorry. Nicole adds that they're going to tag-team Justin tonight. The Ex looks really uncomfortable and sort of hurt, and I feel bad for her. Nicole bursts out laughing and says that she's just kidding. Paris interviews that she doesn't think anyone in this town knows what hit them. Paris and Nicole sit in the pub with Justin and some other guys while the Ex and her friend walk out. Some guys at the bar do some sort of Arkansas Razorback call, and there are still seventeen days to go.

Simple Life

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