Sopranos

Made In America

By Kim | Aired on 06.09.2007

Made In America - So let's recap the situation from the previous episode. Phil declared war on New Jersey, and as a result, Bobby got whacked and Silvio is in the hospital in a coma, from which he is unlikely to recover. Melfi...

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6-21 Recap	Made In America Made In America - Phil dies, the war between the Families ends, Carlo flips, and Paulie gets a promotion.	06.09.2007	A+	Kim
Ep.	Title	Air/Pub'l	Grade	Author
6-20 Recap	The Blue Comet The Blue Comet - Phil finally pulls the trigger on his long-time-coming war with New Jersey, and the fallout ain't pretty.	06.02.2007 06.07.2007	N/A	Kim
6-19 Recap	The Second Coming The Second Coming - The war with New York continues to heat up when Phil's guys make it personal. AJ's depression leads to a botched suicide attempt.	05.19.2007 05.25.2007	A+	Kim
6-18 Recap	Kennedy And Heidi Kennedy And Heidi - Tony snuffs out Christopher's tenure as his coke-snorting, film-producing, trouble-making paisan. To deal with his annoyance that some people have consciences, Tony heads to Vegas and has an epiphany on peyote. Plus, Phil is still pissed about some stuff.	05.12.2007 05.16.2007	A	Kim
6-17 Recap	Walk Like A Man Walk Like A Man - Christopher realizes that his sobriety is hurting his livelihood, so he does the smart thing and starts drinking again. AJ is depressed about his recent breakup, which worries his family.	05.05.2007 05.11.2007	B+	Kim
6-16 Recap	Chasing It Chasing It - Tony's gambling is out of control, and the rest of his life starts falling down around him, including his relationships with Carmela and Hesh. Little Vito needs help, and no one is able to help him, although no one tries all that hard.	04.28.2007 05.03.2007	B-	Kim
6-15 Recap	Remember When Remember When - Tony and Paulie have to lam it when the Feds dig up the skeleton from Tony's first whacking. Junior makes a new friend in the psych ward.	04.21.2007 04.27.2007	C+	Kim
6-14 Recap	Stage 5 Stage 5 - Christopher's movie is screened for the investors, and Tony isn't comfortable with his resemblance to the villain of the piece. Johnny Sack succumbs to cancer while in prison, but there's a power struggle for head of the New York family.	04.14.2007 04.20.2007	A	Kim
6-14 Extra	We Hope You've Been Saving Your Receipts Fame Audit: The Cast Of The Sopranos - Because some of you in the cast of The Sopranos are going to find your job prospects running low, and you may need to claim some spurious deductions if you're going to get a rebate that'll keep you in Bebe. Yeah, we're talking to you, Jamie-Lynn.	04.12.2007 04.12.2007	N/A	Wing Chun
6-13 Recap	Soprano Home Movies Soprano Home Movies - The Soprano family returns for its final run. Tony is still obsessed with asserting his physical and mental dominance, even as he considers who will be the heir to his throne.	04.07.2007 04.09.2007	B+	Kim
6-12 Recap	Kaisha Kaisha - Phil has a heart attack; Christopher hooks up with Julianna and her heroin addiction; AJ gets laid.	06.03.2006 06.11.2006	B-	Kim
6-11 Recap	Cold Stones Cold Stones - Carmela goes to Paris; AJ gets a real job; and Vito gets less than a warm welcome.	05.20.2006 05.26.2006	A	Kim
6-10 Recap	Moe N' Joe Moe N' Joe - Tony reveals the depths of his disdain for Bobby; Vito heads home; and Johnny Sack goes to jail.	05.13.2006 05.19.2006	B+	Kim
6-9 Recap	The Ride The Ride - Christopher gets married and finds out he's going to be a father (thought not in that order). Paulie falls out of favor with the crew.	05.06.2006 05.12.2006	B-	Kim
6-8 Recap	Johnny Cakes Johnny Cakes - Vito comes out to his New Hampshire diner buddy, while AJ tries to show his worth in the Family business.	04.29.2006 05.05.2006	A	Kim
6-7 Recap	Luxury Lounge Luxury Lounge - Artie's restaurant isn't doing well and he goes about in pity for himself.	04.22.2006 04.28.2006	B+	Kim
6-6 Recap	Cockaround Guys Live Free Or Die - Vito's secret is out, and he hits the road to New Hampshire. Tony struggles with what to do about it, because he's fairly enlightened (for a mobster, anyway), but mainly because Vito makes him a lot of money. Then again, "He's a faaa-aaaag!"	04.15.2006 04.21.2006	B+	Daniel
6-5 Recap	Mr. And Mrs. John Sacrimoni Request Mr. And Mrs. John Sacrimoni Request - Johnny Sack's daughter gets married, and Vito gets busted for his double life.	04.08.2006 04.14.2006	B+	Kim
6-4 Recap	The Fleshy Part Of The Thigh The Fleshy Part Of The Thigh - Paulie finds out that his aunt is really his mother, and Tony starts to reconsider his life of sin and depravity.	04.01.2006 04.06.2006	B+	Kim
6-3 Recap	Mayham Mayham - Paulie annoys Tony right out of his coma.	03.25.2006 03.31.2006	A	Kim
6-2 Recap	Join The Club Join The Club - Tony's in the ICU, and it's not looking good. Especially for viewers who don't like the fantasy sequences.	03.18.2006 03.23.2006	A	Kim
6-1 Recap	Members Only Members Only - Hail, hail. The gang's all here. At least for a little while. You never know with this show.	03.11.2006 03.16.2006	A+	Kim
5-13 Recap	All Due Respect All Due Respect - Diet Tony gets whacked, and the Feds get Johnny Sack.	06.05.2004 06.09.2004	A	Kim
5-12 Recap	Long Term Parking Long Term Parking - Adriana confesses her rathood to Christopher, with predictable results.	05.22.2004 05.28.2004	A+	Kim
5-11 Recap	T Didn't Start The Fire The Test Dream - Valentina burns her robe. Christopher eats Toblerone. Billy Batts whacks Angelo. Diet Tony's on his own. Makazian, Richie, Big Pussy, Mickey P., Gloria, Joey Pants, the Little Lord missed this dance. Godfather, JFK, Frankenstein, and Stanley K. Ebenezer, Valachi, Gary Cooper, Pie-O-My. Artie Bucco pimps Charmaine. Tony's coach shows his disdain. Annette Bening sips champagne. Has Tony finally gone insane? Oh, T didn't start the fire. But he was always dreaming, since the very first season.	05.15.2004 05.21.2004	A	Aaron
5-10 Recap	Angry Fat Man Cold Cuts - There's a place in the world for the angry fat man, with his poly-blend shirts and his head in the sand. And he's never been able to learn from mistakes, so he can't understand why his heart always breaks. So he insults Chrissy and Janice as well, and this whole damn ep was as boring as hell. And Tony'll go to the grave as an angry fat man.	05.08.2004 05.15.2004	D+	Aaron
5-9 Recap	Walk On The Wide Side Unidentified Black Males - Diet Tony whacked Joey Peeps. And Johnny Sack wants him off the streets. But Wide Guy never lost his head, even when he was giving head. He said, "Hey, Finn. Want to go to a Yankee game?" And the colored girls say: "Shut up, Meadow."	05.01.2004 05.07.2004	A+	Aaron
5-8 Recap	Happy Birthday To Hugh Marco Polo - Yes we're going to a party, party!	04.24.2004 04.30.2004	B-	Aaron
5-7 Recap	Johnny Be Good In Camelot - Deep down in dark New Jersey, far from the sea breeze, way back up in the past in Tony's memories, there lived a man named Johnny and his mistress Fran. She slept with JFK, and took Tony's dog away. Now Johnny never learned how to treat his wife. And now that's Tony's grown up, it's finally messed with his life. Go, go! Go, Johnny, go go go!	04.17.2004 04.23.2004	B+	Aaron
5-6 Recap	She Ain't The Cheatin' Kind Sentimental Education - After four seasons of fidelity, Furio, and Father Phil, Carmela finally gets her freak on with a guidance counselor named Bob. And then he dumps her and she cries about it, meaning that more happened in these fifty-three minutes than in all of last season. In other news, Tony B. tries to open a massage parlor, Tony S. takes a dive, and AJ is...well, AJ. Sigh.	04.10.2004 04.16.2004	B-	Aaron
5-5 Recap	Irregular Around The Margins Irregular Around The Margins - Tony and Adriana get in a suspicious car accident, causing rumors to fly and Christopher to hit the bottle.	04.03.2004 04.09.2004	A+	Kim
5-4 Recap	He May Walk Like A Man, But He Ain't No Gigolo All Happy Families… - AJ spends a night in the naked city, and comes home naked in a way that no one could have anticipated. In Tony's "other" family, meanwhile, Lorraine gets whacked; Feech gets double-crossed; Frankie Valli, Lawrence Taylor, and David Lee Roth get cameos; and the prick doctor's daughter gets married.	03.27.2004 04.02.2004	B+	Aaron
5-3 Recap	Uncle Jun's Clan Where's Johnny? - Well, the last days are the hardest days, you can't remember anymore. And if you cut grass on Paulie's street, there is danger at your door. Set your hatred free, throw an elbow at Artie! Whoa-ho, what I want to know, is do you love me?	03.20.2004 03.26.2004	A	Aaron
5-2 Recap	These Boobs Were Made For Whacking Rat Pack - Tony allows his ever-expanding man boobs to serve as the final arbiter of life and death in an episode jam-packed with rats, hats, saturated fats, and the suit Aaron was wearing the night he kissed Shari Katz.	03.13.2004 03.19.2004	B+	Aaron
5-1 Recap	A Little Less Conversation... Two Tonys - ...a little more action, please. All this angst and whining ain't satisfactioning me. A little less wuss and a little more dark, a little less Artie and be clear on who's the narc. Come on back with a brand-new start and baby satisfy me.	03.06.2004 03.12.2004	B+	Aaron
4-13 Recap	It's The End Of The Season As We Know It (And I Feel Fine) Whitecaps - That's great, it starts with a head case. Boats and hoors, the Jersey shore. Lawyer Bruce is not afraid. Eye of a hurricane, listen to Carmela churn. Tony serves his own needs, never mind the family's. Nine o'clock, TV hour, don't get caught by network power. Slash and burn, Chris returns, look at Johnny Sack churn. With a wire on the Curto and a crazed Vin Delpino, and a mob hit for hire at a combat site. Oh, left him in a hurry with the Russians screaming on the phone. Offer me alternatives, offer me Alias, but I decline. It's the end of the season as we know it, and I feel fine.	12.07.2002 12.14.2002	B	Aaron
4-12 Recap	Mambo Italiano Eloise - "A boy went back to Napoliiiii, because he missed the sceneryyyyy -- the native dances and the charming sooooongs. But wait a minute -- something's wrooooong." Really, really wrong. Furio blows town, leaving Carm depressed, queasy, and bickering with Meadow over homosexual subtext in Melville. Tony keeps doing the dance with Carmine. Paulie kills an old lady. AJ floats an air biscuit.	11.30.2002 12.03.2002	B+	Sars
4-11 Recap	Dream On Calling All Cars - Sing with me, sing for Tony. Sing for the appraiser, sing for Bobby. Sing for Tony, just for today. Maybe tomorrow, the good Chase will take him away. By the way, I find that it's funnier if you pretend Brian Benben is singing it to you.	11.23.2002 11.30.2002	B	Aaron
4-10 Recap	No Woman, No Cry The Strong, Silent Type - Man, who else misses the old Furio? I mean, there are three-dimensional characters, and then there are wussies, and if I wanted a wussy, I'd be watching The West Wing. Other people with problems include Christopher and his heroin addiction, Paulie and his poor taste in artwork, and Tony and his inability to keep his pants on.	11.16.2002 11.23.2002	B	Aaron
4-9 Recap	Slice Me Up! Whoever Did This - You get me chopping and I never stop, never stop, never never never stop! Also, Raid makes a grown man cry.	11.09.2002 11.16.2002	A	Aaron
4-8 Recap	Mother should I check the mall? Mergers & Acquisitions - Hush now baby, don't you cry. Mama's gonna find a new girlfriend for you. Mama won't let Joey be dirty near you. Mama's gonna wait up until you get in. Mama will always find out what's in the bin. Mama's gonna keep baby breaking those arms. Oooooooh, baby. Of course Mama will help build the wall.	11.02.2002 11.09.2002	B	Aaron
4-7 Recap	Our (Crack) House Watching Too Much Television - The return of Paulie Walnuts brings us the best episode so far this season. Boon risks his neck to help Tony and Vondie Curtis-Hall consummate a real estate deal, but it's his love life that really leaves him cruising for a bruising. Adriana finally convinces Christopher to marry her, only to discover that she's doing it for all the wrong reasons. And while Furio finally starts to dig himself out of danger, Cousin Brian finds himself drawn in even deeper.	10.26.2002 11.02.2002	A	Aaron
4-6 Recap	Stuck In The Middle Review Everybody Hurts - I don't know what to say here tonight. I got the feeling this ep just ain't right. And while I laughed at most all of its jokes, the truth is I don't care 'bout these blokes. I got Artie to the left of me, AJ to the right -- here I am, with a stuck in the middle review.	10.19.2002 10.27.2002	C+	Aaron
4-5 Recap	Wild Horses Actually Can Drag Him Away Pie-O-My - Tony loves being with horses. Adriana hates being a rat. Janice loves being a weasel, and Joey will always be a pig.	10.12.2002 10.19.2002	C+	Aaron
4-4 Recap	The Weight The Weight - Pulled in to Hoboken, was riding with Johnny Sack. He just wants to know where Ginny keeps the snacks. He said, "Hey, Aaron, does anyone end up dead?" I just smiled and wrote the recap. "No," was all it said. Take a load off, Ginny. Take a load for free. Take a load off, Ginny. And put the hit on Ralphie.	10.05.2002 10.13.2002	B+	Aaron
4-3 Recap	No One Is To Blame Christopher - You can block a parade, but you just can't retreat. You can watch Joey Pants take a vibrator in the seat. You can be an Indian chief, and not a serial killer again. Bobby feels the punishment, but he didn't commit the sin. And you blame them. And they blame you. We blame everyone. But no one, no one, no one ever is to blame.	09.28.2002 10.05.2002	B-	Aaron
4-2 Recap	It's Only Puke & Coal (But I Like It) No Show - Adriana's new diamond bracelet gets an unexpected adornment when she learns that Lola is more than just a honky-tonk woman. Meanwhile, Meadow is a beast of burden (and we certainly know she's no mother's little helper), and even as a capo, Christopher still can't get no satisfaction. Click the link to read all about it, and watch as Aaron endures his nineteenth nervous breakdown.	09.21.2002 09.28.2002	B-	Aaron
4-1 Recap	Money for Nothing (And Icelandic Chicks for Free) For All Debts Public And Private - Kim and Stee can have MTV. I want my HBO.	09.14.2002 09.21.2002	A	Aaron
3-13 Recap	Army Of One Army Of One - In this season's Sopranos send-off, Jackie Jr. gets whacked when everyone says he won't, Paulie gets peeved when he's not paid off, and Johnny Sack sleazes and smokes through his non-sequitur of a scene. Back on the homefront, AJ faints dead away at the prospect of being sent away to military school, and Meadow gets sloppy drunk while mourning her hunk. But wait, there's more! Adriana's new friend is a Fed learning her Craft, the boys all get busted for betting, and a half-dozen other plotlines are left blowing in the wind. And then in the end, just like the song says, sad songs say so much.	05.19.2001 05.25.2001	B-	Aaron
3-12 Recap	Amour Fou Amour Fou - With an increasingly insane Gloria interfering with his family life, Tony is forced to employ Patsy Parisi to help threaten to put the "whack" back into "whack-job." But even with all her wacky meat-winging ways, Gloria still isn't as bad as LLFP(TPA), who commits a multitude of sins, ranging from smoking spliffs and seeing sluts all the way up to shooting Sunshine. It all prompts Tony "Sun Tzu" Soprano to cleverly remind Joey just who wears the Pants in the Aprile family, thus delegating yet another distasteful task. Oh, and Carmela puts her faith back in The Lord (of the Rings), and at long last finds some inner peace. And also maybe a part-time job.	05.12.2001 05.19.2001	A	Aaron
3-11 Recap	Pine Barrens Pine Barrens - We've already seen the cold Christmas of '95, but this week we're apparently back in the heady Cold War days of 1985, what with Paulie "Ollie North" Walnuts and Christopher "Fawn Maul" Moltisanti stirring up diplomatic incidents, engaging in hand-to-hand combat with Russian commandos, and waging war against the evillest empire of all -- South Jersey. On other fronts, Meadow's foray into espionage proves Jackie's lack of intelligence, Tony confesses to Melfi about his cross-border incursion into one of her patients, and said patient Gloria starts showing signs of adding a bit of fatale to her long-since-demonstrated femme.	05.05.2001 05.11.2001	B+	Aaron
3-10 Recap	Ho ho ho and a barrel of fun To Save Us All From Satan's Power - David Chase gives us all a great big present by trotting our favorite characters of Christmas past, present, and future. In but a single episode, we're treated to Furio, Paulie, Bobby Bacala, Big Mouth Billy Bass, Janice, Jackie Aprile Sr., Ray Curto, Aaron the Narcoleptic Doppelganger, and of course, The Grinch Who Wired Christmas, Big Pussy himself. There's not much plot between all the cameos, but Tony manages to get revenge on Janice's Russian, Jackie Jr. gets caught with his pants down (but not literally, so don't worry if you missed it), and Carmela has the right suspicions about the wrong girl.	04.28.2001 05.05.2001	C+	Aaron
3-9 Recap	The softer side of snakes The Telltale Moozadell - Naughty boys need love too, you know, and they'll do anything to get it. Tony buys his wife a ring, Chris surprises his fiancée with her very own nightclub, and Jackie Jr. at last succeeds in giving his girlfriend what he tried in vain to deliver last week. In some of the other forty-three subplots in this week's episode, AJ trashes his school, Furio is as funny as always, Jackie Jr. starts breaking into the business, and last but never least in my heart, Aaron The Narcoleptic Doppelganger is still just trying to spread the good word.	04.21.2001 04.28.2001	B	Aaron
3-8 Recap	The Art Of Whore He Is Risen - It's all strategy and tactics this week, as Joey Pants and Johnny Sack maneuver to catch Tony in their pincers. But it's not until Gigi fights a losing battle with his own colon that Joey gets the battlefield promotion he's always wanted. In a rearguard action, Meadow manages to repel Jackie Jr.'s initial advances, but reconnaissance indicates that Little Lord Fuckpants will be storming the beaches at Dog One any day now. And while all's now quiet on the Carmela front, Tony's new luxury car does come FULLY equipped, which is sure to ignite a nuclear firestorm of its own.	04.14.2001 04.20.2001	B	Aaron
3-7 Recap	Answer: Life, the universe, and everything Second Opinion - Question: Name three things that depress Carmela this week. In other news, Junior gets a harsh treatment for his cancer while his doctor gets an even harsher treatment for his poor bedside manner. Christopher suffers the slings and (apparently tiny) arrows of Paulie's in-your-face (and nose) management style, and Angie Bompensiero fails to translate her oodles of poodles into pools of moolah.	04.07.2001 04.12.2001	B-	Aaron
3-6 Recap	Girls, Interrupted University - It's ladies night on The Sopranos, but the specials are death, depression, and, well, dickheads. And that doesn't even count the cover charge for the VIP room. Tracee the Dancer, Caitlin the Roommate, and Meadow the Daughter all learn some very important life lessons that may or may not make things better for them. It's another brutally brilliant episode, complete with mystery, misogyny, and the missionary position. Don't miss it.	03.31.2001 04.06.2001	A	Aaron
3-5 Recap	Requiem For A Gladiator Another Toothpick - Oscar fever extends even to The Sopranos, and we've got all your best picture needs right here. Charles Dutton plays a depressed cop struggling with corruption after he gives Tony a traffic ticket, Burt "Coughing Mobster, Hideous Driver" Young gets one last chance to be a gladiator, Meadow still loves her chocolat, and Bobby Bacalovich is just a sensitive, down-on-his-luck working man trying to get by in an unjust world.	03.24.2001 03.31.2001	C+	Aaron
3-4 Recap	Sympathy for the Devil Employee Of The Month - When Melfi's world is shattered by a vicious assault, she's forced to confront her feelings about the men in her life. Meanwhile, Tony "Mother's Little Helper" Soprano tries to quash Jackie Jr.'s debut as a street-fighting man, Joey Pants learns he's now in exile on Main Street, and Janice can neither get nor play "Satisfaction" when Svetlana makes her pay for her sticky fingers. As for Meadow (who's sans Brown Sugar this week), well, you better not start me up.	03.17.2001 03.21.2001	A+	Aaron
3-3 Recap	And onward goes this thing of ours Fortunate Son - Flashbacks and therapy teach Tony that lunch meat makes him faint, while football and family dinners teach AJ that he has the same taint. Christopher finally gets made, but quickly learns that it ain't that quaint. Meanwhile, Meadow thinks Noah's a saint (which Carmela accepts without complaint), and Jackie Jr. lacks restraint. Janice pulls a roommate feint, and Suddenly Svetlana's leg disappears, presumably for a new coat of paint.	03.10.2001 03.16.2001	B	Aaron
3-2 Recap	Public Enemy No. 1 Proshai, Livushka - A movie about a doomed gangster and his loving mother provides the backbone to this week's second major mother fatality. And while Joyce was by far the superior parent, Livia will be much more sorely missed. In other news, Tony sees the light at the end of the therapy tunnel, and Furio is revealed to be a closet Survivor junkie. Special guest appearance by the creator of the Livia-bot himself, George Lucas.	03.03.2001 03.09.2001	B+	Aaron
3-1 Recap	The meaningless and all that's true Mr. Ruggerio's Neighborhood - With the Feds trying madly to bug the Soprano basement, we get a re-introduction to all the characters we've come to know and love. Pretty much everything the FBI hears is meaningless, while everything Paulie says about urine is absolutely true. The jury is still out on whether the new lamp will be meaningless or not. I'm betting "not."	03.03.2001 03.05.2001	B+	Aaron
2-13 Recap	Like shooting Pussy in a barrel Funhouse - Pussy's fucked. Literally.	04.08.2000 04.11.2000	A+	Pamie
2-12 Recap	Richie! Richie! Richie! The Knight In White Satin Armor - There's no Esai Morales when this Richie dies.	04.01.2000 04.05.2000	A+	Pamie
2-11 Recap	Best. Line. Ever. House Arrest - Richie's doing bad things, causing Tony to go through several panic attacks when he's not allowed to conduct business as usual.	03.25.2000 03.29.2000	A+	Pamie
2-10 Recap	Guns, bottled water, and camping supplies Bust Out - As Tony depletes David's camping gear store to repay his gambling debts, he also makes plans to go on the lam.	03.18.2000 03.22.2000	A	Pamie
2-9 Recap	"Hell is Irish people" From Where To Eternity - Christopher is clinically dead for one minute, forcing him and everyone else in the family to contemplate their own mortality and afterlife.	03.11.2000 03.15.2000	A	Pamie
2-8 Recap	"Oh! That jacket." Full Leather Jacket - Carmela shows her mob skills when she tries to get Meadow into Georgetown. Richie gives Tony a gift. The Monkey Boys come up with a stupid plan to move up.	03.04.2000 03.08.2000	A	Pamie
2-7 Recap	Jon Favreau = yummy with a spoon D-Girl - No, not Vince Vaughn, Jon Favreau. Vince Vaughn isn't in this episode. They just talk about him a lot. Vince Vaughn, not Jon Favreau. He's actually in it. Jon Favreau, I mean.	02.26.2000 02.28.2000	A+	Miss Parker
2-6 Recap	Forty-five boxes of ziti The Happy Wanderer - Dysfunction extends beyond the Soprano family! Davey Scatino proves he's an idiot by getting into deep debt to Tony and Richie when he should be attending Gambler's Anonymous meetings, causing his son's testosterone level to escalate; Eric flares his nostrils, furrows his bushy brow, reddens his cheeks, and tells Meadow off.	02.19.2000 02.23.2000	B-	Miss Parker
2-5 Recap	Out of the woods Big Girls Don't Cry - Christopher takes an acting class and discovers his inner child by blubbering like a baby, pummeling classmates, and attacking people with paintbrushes. Melfi behaves like a menopausal schoolgirl, and Tony returns to (insincere gasp) therapy after assaulting a phone and a Russian dressed like a plaid banana; thank God for small miracles.	02.12.2000 02.15.2000	B-	Miss Parker
2-4 Recap	Just like The Godfather, but without the monkey Commendatori - Remember that scene where Michael goes back to the old country, sees his ancestral home, and meets the hot Italian chick with the sexy name? Yeah, all that happens here too. It's even got the old Don in a wheelchair. Except instead of teaching her to drive, he teaches her to golf. They still crash and burn, though.	02.05.2000 02.09.2000	B-	Aaron
2-3 Recap	Meet Richie Aprile Toodle-Fucking-Oo - Follow this: Jackie Aprile's brother, also known as Adriana's uncle, Richie Aprile, just got out of the clink. He wants his old job back. Things have changed since Richie was last around.	01.30.2000 01.31.2000	A	Pamie
2-2 Recap	House Party Do Not Resuscitate - Junior gets put under house arrest as Janice tries to gain control of Livia's house.	01.23.2000 01.24.2000	B-	Pamie
2-1 Recap	All In The Family Guy Walks Into A Psychiatrist's Office - Tony grouches like Archie. Carmela nags like Edith. Pretty much everyone else is a meathead, especially The Monkey Boys. Watch as they reunite families, swindle old ladies, and get jiggy to...Deep Purple? Oh yeah, Melfi's back too.	01.15.2000 01.18.2000	A	Aaron
1-13 Recap	Psychiatry pays for itself I Dream Of Jeannie Cusamano - Once Dr. Melfi got Tony's dosage correct, she was a pretty good doctor. But even the best doctor should know better than to get between an Italian boy and his mother. Don't they teach them anything useful in medical school?	04.05.1999 04.09.1999	A	LuluBates
1-12 Recap	Mamma mia Isabella - Tony's subconscious mind is trying to tell him that his mother kind of sucks ass. Do you think Freud has a chapter on what to do when a patient's mother is arranging hits on him?	03.27.1999 04.01.1999	B+	LuluBates
1-11 Recap	Everybody get gross Nobody Knows Anything - Paulie gets disgusting. Pussy gets downright rancid. And the timing is not so good, because with the indictments hanging over their heads, the crew needs to keep their noses clean. And the dirty cop? He's cleaned up his act on his own.	03.20.1999 03.24.1999	C-	LuluBates
1-10 Recap	A Hit Is A Hit A Hit Is A Hit - Paulie says they've been told. Twice. Now he'll tell them. And then he shoots the suit in the head. Then they steal all his money. Which is a lot. We're talking suitcases of cash here, folks. Not to say that crime pays or anything.	03.13.1999 03.13.1999	D	LuluBates
1-9 Recap	Boca Boca - Carmela says she didn't think Tony would ever show an interest in girls' soccer. "What do you want from me?" he shrugs. "My only son's a couch potato."	03.06.1999 03.06.1999	D	Sars
1-8 Recap	The Legend Of Tennessee Moltisanti The Legend Of Tennessee Moltisanti - Now Christopher's behind the counter of Satriale's, wearing a bloody apron. "Help you?" he says. Zombie Emil Kolar asks for a "salami sub, hold the mayo." A wind blows through the store.	02.27.1999 02.27.1999	N/A	Sars
1-7 Recap	Down Neck Down Neck - AJ and DiCarlucci, woozy and appalled, stare at Barber painting a mural in the corner.	02.20.1999 02.20.1999	D	Sars
1-6 Recap	Pax Soprana Pax Soprana - Tony turns the tables, asking Melfi why she has him as a patient and pointing out in a rather fond tone that a lot of people "would go a hundred miles out of their way not to have eye contact with" him, "but you -- you didn't flinch." Melfi smiles tightly and looks away. Does that count as a flinch? I think it does	02.13.1999 02.13.1999	N/A	Sars
1-5 Recap	College College - Meadow tries to find another station, then switches the radio off and, after much eye-flicking and lip-biting, she asks Tony straight out, "Are you in the Mafia?" Tony, stunned, stares at her in disbelief: "Am I in the what?"	02.06.1999 02.06.1999	D	Sars
1-4 Recap	Meadowlands Meadowlands - As Jackie's machines flatline, Tony demands of Melfi, "What're you doin' to me?" and Melfi turns around to reveal herself as Livia in a brown bobbed wig.	01.30.1999 01.30.1999	N/A	Sars
1-3 Recap	Denial, Anger, Acceptance Denial, Anger, Acceptance - "Nothing much," Mikey says between sips of soup. "There was some stuff missin' from the truck," but Comley was just glad to get the truck back. Mikey has on a light beige blazer over a darker beige cable-knit sweater with no shirt on under it -- sartorial non-splendor doesn't get any more Jersey than that, folks.	01.23.1999 01.23.1999	D	Sars
1-2 Recap	46 Long 46 Long - The talking head asks an unseen interviewee about the situation "on the ground today," and Big Pussy "Who Put The 'Bop' In The 'Bop Shoo Bop Shoo'" Bompensiero strolls in and dumps more cash onto the table from of a crumply paper bag, and the interviewee describes "confusion" and "a vacuum at the top."	01.16.1999 01.16.1999	D	Sars
1-1 Recap	The Sopranos The Sopranos - Fade up on Tony "Tony, Why Ya Buggin'?" Soprano in a waiting room, skeptically eyeing a sculpture of a nude that has really aggressive nipples. We cut back and forth between Tony, staring at the nude with his hands folded, and the nude, staring impassively back at Tony with her arms crossed behind her head.	01.09.1999 01.09.1999	N/A	Sars