Christopher and Adriana are waiting on line at a really crowded burger joint after a night out on the town. I can't decide if Christopher tells Adriana everything or not. Does she know that he just killed some guy and took all his money and that's why they got to sit fifth row center at Rent and eat at Le Cirque? And how connected is he, anyway? I mean, I sort of doubt that even Tony could walk up and get those seats or that table. ["And what do they want burgers for if they just ate at Le Cirque?" -- Sars] Oh, whatever. Christopher starts to talk about his feelings, but then remembers that he's a Soprano and decides to pitch a fit about the crap-ass service at the burger joint. The entire place is filled with African-Americans just waiting. And waiting. Adriana ignores Christopher's racist hissyfitting and wonders aloud what it would be like to own a restaurant like Le Cirque. Christopher scoffs at her for picking a new career every thirty seconds, but she reminds him that it's that or ending up like Carmela Soprano with kids and stretch marks. Christopher makes some tacky Mark Fuhrman joke that finally gets him served. As they order, some man in a blue suit that Adriana had noticed earlier points out that Adriana looks pretty embarrassed by Christopher's bratting. A cop tells one of the man in blue's "homies" that Christopher is only a brat because he's hooked up with the Sopranos. Personally, I think he would be a brat anyway. In the parking lot, Adriana and Christopher are approached by some of the men from the burger joint, who tell them that they are affiliated with Massive Genius, the man in blue; he's a rapper who wants to talk business with the Soprano crew at a party he's having. They head over to Englewood Cliffs, and Christopher and Massive engage in a brief pissing war that ends when Massive tells Christopher that his people are all right, because Massive has seen The Godfather a bazillion times and Godfather III was just misunderstood. So that settles that, I guess. Massive gets down to business by explaining that he wants to set up a meeting with Hesh, because back in the day Hesh owned a record label that robbed Massive's distant cousin of his royalties. The cousin's song was a hit, but the family never saw any money. Massive wants the money his cousin is owed to give to his mom. Christopher opines that Hesh is the sweetest man he knows, but he's heard his opinion about giving back pieces of Israel and he can't even imagine what his opinion would be on this.
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