Massive Genius is sitting by the pool when Hesh calls to not negotiate a deal. Massive tells him he's ready to rumble. Tony assumes he means physically, and calls his gangster cred into question. Massive talks about his rough childhood and his urban planning degree, and then tells Hesh and Tony that he's not looking for a turf war, he's looking for a lawsuit. Hesh says that's fine, but he'll have to counter-sue because Massive unlawfully sampled a song that Hesh owns the rights to. Whatever, no? Yes.
Adriana is modeling dresses to wear to the MTV Music Awards. Maybe she thinks she's going with Massive, because she surely can't think she's going with Defiler. Can she? Oh, the poor misguided thing. Anyway, she's trying on dresses. There's an Alaïa and a Donatella Versace. Christopher says she can have them both, but he doesn't look very excited about any of it and Adriana wants to know why. Perhaps because you just spent five thousand dollars on two dresses? Just guessing. Christopher wants to talk about positive visualization; he wants Adriana to mentally prepare for the possibility that Defiler sucks. She, of course, is not so happy to hear this, especially when Christopher tells her that the only reason she got so far with Massive is because Massive wants to get in her pants. And, gentlemen? FYI, that is probably the worst thing you can ever say to your girl. Really. Just avoid that comment whenever possible, even if it may be true. Christopher and Adriana argue some more, and Adriana accuses him of just trying to keep her down and being jealous and not loving her, and then she leaves to go to her mother's. And Christopher pretty much deserved it. I mean, I realize that Jersey Cosa Nostra types aren't renowned for their communication skills, but that was a pretty lame showing.
Tony hatches a plan to get back at Stupid Neighbor. He is going to hand him a box and just ask him to hold on to it for awhile, and let Stupid Neighbor's gangland imagination take over. Hee hee hee. After Stupid Neighbor tells Tony that the Club is closed to new members, sorry, Tony giggles to himself and heads down to the basement to lift weights. And when he settles onto the weight bench, the mysterious noises Dr. Melfi heard are finally explained as Tony grunts and struggles with the bench press. Oh.
Christopher sits in the back room of the Bing, listening to a song by some unidentifiable (to me) band. Hesh walks in and tells him that the song he's listening to, that's a hit. Christopher just looks at him as he walks out of the room.