Sopranos
Sopranos

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Guns, bottled water, and camping supplies

Beansie sits in a wheelchair with both legs in casts. Tony sits down next to him and gives him an envelope with fifty grand inside. Beansie doesn't want the money. Tony says he can donate it to the spinal-cord injury foundation. Beansie says he's going to walk again. Tony says that in the meantime he can donate, get his picture up, inspire people a little. Beansie says he's not going to be anybody's fucking poster boy. They argue over the money, and Tony tells Beansie he has to take the money. Eventually Beansie does, and Tony leaves, beaming with happiness.

Carmela minces onions, wearing her nice clothes and her good make-up. Shania Twain plays as the doorbell rings. Carmela yells for Liliana to answer the door as she fixes her hair and removes her apron. She walks over to the front door. It's not Vic, though. It's Ramon. Carmela is disappointed. Ramon tells her that Vic had to go to the other job. Carmela is sad.

Ramsey Outdoor. Liquidation sale. They're taking everything out of the building. Two men lock the front doors and put up a leasing sign.

Soprano boat. Tony lets A.J. steer. Tony cranks up the throttle all the way as he explains to A.J. how to steer one of these things. The boat's called "The Stugots," for you trivia buffs. They let the boat go as fast as it can, and they are unaware that they completely dump over a rowboat of people. The people shout and try to warn Tony and A.J., but they don't hear a thing. They continue steering the boat at high speeds, unaware of the people in the water below them. "The wheel in the sky keeps on turning," Steve Perry sings to us. "I don't know where I'll be tomorrow." You know, just in case you didn't understand this episode's theme.

Sopranos

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