So, of course, we cut to the kids playing with a Ouija board. Oh, yeah. This is going to end well. AJ calls out to the spirit world, first asking, "Is Bobby Jr. gay?" That earns him a few giggles, but Sophia insists that they try it for real. She asks if the spirit knows her mother, and the board answers yes. When she goes on to ask if Mom is making new friends in heaven, Devin gets enough of a clue to suggest that maybe this isn't the best idea. I knew I liked that girl for a reason. We then get a weird, overly-dramatic zoom in on AJ as he suggests they try to contact the dead for real. Dun dun DUN!
Downstairs, Tony calls Silvio to tell him about the meeting in Miami. Silvio offers to go along, but Tony says he was thinking of taking Paulie instead. "Face time with you could be what he needs," muses Silvio. "He's been on the rag lately." Unfortunately, Tony dashes that idea by admitting that he changed his mind when he realized Paulie could be the one blabbing to New York. "We're talking about fucking Paulie here," says Silvio, to the everlasting gratitude of HBO's promo editor. Tony makes him promise to keep the Florida trip a secret, and also orders him to get Vic the Appraiser back to work as soon as possible.
Back upstairs, the séance is in full swing. The room is lit only by a single candle, and AJ instructs everyone to hold hands and keep their eyes closed. He chants some bullshit, and then tries to add to the effect by thumping on the table a bit. Sophia is buying this crap hook, line, and sinker, and seems to be really freaked out. AJ insists that he's the only one who can hear the spirit because he "the oldest, and closest to the afterlife." Oh, if only. After determining that the spirit's name is "Captain Jacobus," and that it's raining wherever he is, AJ bends over, grabs a sponge which conveniently happens to be both still wet and lying on his bedroom floor, and squeezes the contents out all over Bobby Jr.'s head. Mass pandemonium ensues, with the table getting knocked over and the candle blown out. Everyone fumbles around in the darkness for a moment until Tony comes bursting through the bedroom door to flick on a light switch. And now I know why everyone has been speculating that he might have a heart attack this season, because the guy made it all the way up from downstairs in less than two seconds. That'd be enough to tax anyone's circulatory system. All the adults look on disapprovingly as Sophia explains what was going on, and Bobby Jr. cries that he wants to go home. "After what we just talked about, this is what you do?" asks Carmela with an angry tone. "I can't remember a time when I was more disappointed in you." Um, let's see. How about the time he got expelled from school? Or what about the ever-popular "So what, no fucking ziti now?" incident? Anyway, Tony sends Devin home, and Carmela apologizes to Bobby Sr. The best part, however, comes when Bobby Jr. punches AJ a few times and calls him an asshole. Hee! I rewound that like five times.