Sopranos
Sopranos

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In the front seat of his car, Petrulio loads the gun. Tony's Town Car pulls in at the motel, and he gets out; Petrulio gets out also. The next shot is Tony hauling an extremely drunk Meadow out of the front seat. She moans weakly, and Tony says, "Whoa -- tequila breath." Bwa! Meadow moans that she's "sorry, Dad," and Tony says it's okay, but she shouldn't throw up on her dress or he'll have to tell Carmela everything. Aw. Petrulio, following them, freezes as we hear Meadow say that some guy gave her tequila shooters and everything is spinning, and she asks if Tony's mad, and he says, "A little bit," and then a middle-aged couple materializes in front of another motel room, bickering over who has the keys, and Petrulio stands with the gun raised but doesn't fire, and his eyes flick back and forth between the Sopranos and the couple, and Tony lets Meadow into her room and slams the door, and Petrulio puts the gun down and walks away.

Cut to Father Phil telling Carmela, who's slumped over on a pillow, that she "must truly repent, genuinely and honestly, and in the future you must renounce all these actions, and then God will absolve you." "I don't know, Father -- I'll try," Carmela weeps, "but I still love him -- I still believe he can be a good man." Father Phil tells her that, if she helps Tony change into a better man, she will have done good in God's eyes. Carmela ponders this. Father Phil thinks she should take communion. "Yeah," she sighs.

Tony kisses a passed-out Meadow goodnight.

A close-up of Father Phil's portable communion briefcase. Carmela asks why he has it with him; he says had to say a mass for someone in intensive care earlier that evening. They exchange a smile. He busts out the body of Christ, and there's an extreme close-up of Carmela's tongue accepting the wafer with the fire roaring away in the background -- you could see individual taste buds, for real. Then he holds up the cup of wine and lowers it to her lips; ditto with the extreme close-up. After she's sipped from it, he chugs the rest of the chalice and then blesses her. Then he kneels down beside her, and they hug for rather a long time. Then they start having sex. Just kidding. They don't really start having sex...YET. Heh. Just kidding again.

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