Christopher is watching COPS and bitching at the TV. He complains that he's "seen this one already." Brendan, doing pull-ups on a bar in a doorway, suggests that Christopher call Tony so that Tony can call Junior and get permission for Christopher to change the channel. Ouch -- especially coming from Brendan, who I didn't think had the intellectual wherewithal to come up with a dis that good. The doorbell rings, and Christopher calls for Adriana "Tacky Balboa" La Cerva to get the door, despite the fact that he's closer (as is Brendan). Adriana comes out of the bedroom, toweling off her hair and grumbling that she's "the only one who has to go to work around here." Christopher makes a snide comment about her restaurant hostess gig as Adriana looks out the peephole, then opens the door.
Meadow and Hunter slouch into Christopher's apartment. Christopher sneers at them; Adriana tells them not to mind Christopher, "his brain is fried," and offers them a soda. Hunter: "How 'bout a beer?" Shut UP, Hunter. Adriana's got my back here, snorting, "Yeah, right." "Just kidding," Hunter says lamely. "I'll have a Coke, if you have one." "So what do you want, Meadow?" Christopher asks nastily. Brendan says she wants something from him, and wiggles his eyebrows at her. She freezes him out with "in your dreams, Brendan." Christopher asks again what she wants, and she exchanges a meaningful look with Hunter before leaning forward and saying, "I wanna cop." Christopher chokes on a lungful of pot and asks what she means. "Score," Hunter says helpfully. "We wanna score some crystal." Brendan drops off the chin-up bar and asks if they've got money; Christopher tells him to shut up, he's not giving them shit. "Why not?" Meadow brats, and Christopher snaps, "How about for starters your father putting a bullet in my head?" He asks since when does she take speed, and Hunter explains that Meadow doesn't -- she (Hunter) needs it for exams. Christopher doesn't believe her and repeats that he's not selling them squat. Meanwhile, Hunter makes eyes at Brendan, and Brendan makes Joey Tribbiani faces back at Hunter. Ew. Get glasses, Brendan. Hunter to Brendan, flirtatiously: "What?" Meadow tells her that Brendan just craves attention. Brendan flips Meadow off. Roger that, Brendan. Meadow rolls her eyes elaborately and tells Christopher that she just thought she'd ask him before they went down to Jefferson Avenue. Christopher says that the dealers down there will "rob you, rape you, and leave you by the side of the road." Meadow, unimpressed, tells Adriana, "I don't know what you see in him," and gets up to leave, confident that she's got Christopher over a barrel. "Money, what do you think?" Christopher cracks. Adriana snaps at him. More Brendan leering. Meadow flips Brendan off; after she turns her back, Brendan makes an "I'll call you" gesture at Hunter.