Cut to the Bada Bing. The strippers gyrate, and a couple of seedy-looking guys ogle them from the bar. A two-second shot, and it makes its point perfectly. Who didn't feel dirty watching that? In the back, Tony is asking Gigi how his first day as captain went. Gigi bitches about Joey Pants pretending it was his idea to make Gigi captain, and then somehow they get onto the subject of Ginny Sack. There's a number of mediocre "your momma is so fat" jokes, but Furio claims to like "a woman you can grab onto." Heh. Furio is just counting the days until he becomes this season's newest breakout sensation. Phil from Ed has nothing on this guy. Just as the laughter reaches its peak, Johnny Sack himself walks in, and they get real quiet, real quick. Tony pretends they were discussing one of the strippers, and Sack is chagrined that they haven't heard the news. He flips on the TV, and there's Peter "Boon" Reigert again, talking about the approval of a $25 million development contract. The boys are ecstatic, because they've got all the construction and waste hauling contracts. During the news report, they cut away to a shot of ducks on the pier, and Boon better hope they're not the penis-eating kind. Part of the development includes the somewhat improbable "Newark Museum of Science and Trucking," and Paulie declares that Boon is worth every cent of his cut.
Episode Report CardAaron: A+ | 693 USERS: B-
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