Despite the fact that he can't be seen in places like this, Christopher is back at the pizza parlor, meeting up with Jackie Jr. It seems Dino got popped, but Jackie puts them onto another score -- a Jewel benefit concert for Amnesty International. Chris is enthusiastic. He still sounds like an asshole, though. Meanwhile, it's dinner time at the Soprano's. AJ doesn't spill anything this time, but when Carmela mentions his college plans yet again, AJ says he doesn't want to go because everyone there is smarter than him. He storms away from the table, and while Carmela yells after him, Tony tells her to let him be.
Christopher, Benny, and Jackie Jr. pull up at the concert hall. Jackie Jr. is the getaway driver, and as Christopher climbs out of the car, Jackie asks him to bring back Jewel's autograph. "You're a good kid," Christopher tells him. "I'll bring you back her panties." Thanks, Chris. That's sweet. Christopher and Benny head inside, pulling on Scream masks. Aww, Munch, how I've missed you. While they're sticking up the hilariously indignant ticket sellers, Jackie Jr. is experiencing anxiety-related bladder control problems. When a security guard stumbles across the robbery in progress, Benny accidentally fires off a shot, but doesn't hit anyone. Chris and Benny run outside and jump into the car with the incontinent (or is it incompetent?) Jackie Jr., and they squeal out of the parking lot. My car incompetence (or is it incontinence?) prevents me from knowing what kind of car Jackie Jr. drives, but I do know that KITT would never have stood for being pissed on like that.
Michael Knight: Man, I wouldn't mind giving that Jewel chick a little turbo-boost, if you know what I mean, and I think that you do.
Michael Imperioli: Oh, yeah. I actually felt bad ripping her off.
Michael Knight: Please. That's nothing. Fucking Napster killed my German record sales. Copyright infringement sucks.
Michael Imperioli: I know. But what are you gonna do?













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