Sopranos
Sopranos

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Pamie: A+ | 980 USERS: C+
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Best. Line. Ever.

Junior's hand is still stuck in his drain. It's nighttime and dark in his kitchen. He can't reach a light switch. He can't reach the phone. He's upset. Finally, there's noise in the house. Richie and Janice have shown up with groceries. They see Junior stuck in the drain and start giggling. Janice says it's a good thing she's nice or she'd start tickling him. Junior says he's been there six hours. He tells Richie to get the detergent and lubricate his wrist. Janice asks why he didn't call a plumber. "With what? My fucking toes?" Junior screams. Richie gets Junior to calm down so he can get his hand out of the drain. Junior finally calms down, and his hand is released. He whines and moans over to the table and sits. Janice pats his shoulder and tells him to take it easy. She asks if Junior's coming to the engagement party. She says she'll make some coffee. Richie pulls out a wad of cash. "It's light," Junior says. Richie says it's Tony's fault, because they can't sell coke on the route anymore. "I guess nobody should eat but him," Richie says. Junior's pissed, wondering how Tony can get away with this. Richie jokes about Tony's seizures and says he doesn't say anything because he knows Tony's family. "I don't want to say anything disparaging."

Sopranos

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