A nurse puts a breathing mask on Junior. She's pretty and blonde and in his house. Bobby watches from the back of the room. The nurse tells Junior that it's going to keep his airways clear while he's sleeping. Junior says he doesn't snore. The nurse tells him to not be embarrassed. She says that obstructive sleep apnea is very dangerous, and that it's a good thing he has this machine. Junior says it makes him look like a sick man. The nurse calmly says he's not sick, but that Junior's been getting up to forty arousals per hour. Junior jokes that he's been getting many more since she showed up. The nurse plays along, explaining that she meant a different kind of arousal. "You are such a flirt!" she teases. She says she'll stop by tomorrow to check on him. The doorbell rings. Bobby asks who it is. "Judge Crater," Junior says. "How should I know?" "The one who ordered the house arrest?" a confused Bobby responds. Junior says it was just an expression, and tells him to go open the door. The nurse leaves to wash her hands. Junior can hear it's Catherine at the door. "Fuck me," he says as he hides the breathing apparatus behind him. Catherine walks in on crutches as Junior says this is a surprise. Catherine says she would have called, but he's unlisted. She's brought some manicotti. Bobby takes it to the kitchen. They chat about their conditions until Catherine sees the nurse walk back in. Junior says that the nurse just got there and they're about to have his examination. Catherine says she might come back on Friday, then. She leaves. The nurse whispers, "You're awful." Junior says that she's a neighbor lady, and went to school with his older brother. The nurse laughs and says she'll see him tomorrow. Junior smiles and watches her leave. Bobby comes back in and asks why he sent Catherine away. "I thought you were bored," he says. Junior says talking to that woman wouldn't have helped. He says they have nothing in common. "Bunion. You know how I feel about feet," Junior concludes.
The Garden State Carting Association is having a rocking 13th Annual "Couples Invitational." The clubhouse is a-rocking with an amazing amount of white shorts and sweaters tied around shoulders. Couples dance to "Disco Inferno." Carmela and Helen Barone gossip about other women at the party while Tony listens to Dick Barone babble on about business. Tony's bored. Richie shows up. He asks to be introduced to Helen. Janice walks up to Tony and talks about how great the place is. Janice is wearing a woman's golfing outfit that's so red and so tacky that I want to look away. Tony teases Janice about being completely transformed. She calls him a giant asshole. Tony walks over to Richie and asks if he has a minute. Richie gets creepy and says he'd like to get a drink first. Tony grabs Richie by the neck and says they'll catch a waiter. He pulls him away. Carm introduces Janice to Helen.