Charmaine has hired Adrianna to be a hostess at Vesuvio's. Does Charmaine not realize that Adrianna is totally hooked up with the dreaded Mafia? The same Mafia that Charmaine has been trying to keep out of her restaurant to the point of not talking to one of her oldest friends? Does Charmaine get this? 'Cause I get it. Charmaine sits down with Artie, who is eating some yummy-looking pasta dish. She is excited about how well things are going what with the good help, the good exterminators, and the outstanding cuisine. Now what did Artie want to talk about with her? Oh, nothing. He likes the bar stools. She looks at him a minute, perplexed, but she doesn't press the matter.
Mikey P is heading out for a jog. He tells his wife to call if Chucky shows up, and to take a Midol while she's at it. She flips him off as he heads out -- an action she may regret later once she realizes that he's dead, 'cause no matter how much of an ass your husband is, you probably don't want your last interaction with him to be flipping him the bird. Something like that could really haunt you. I mean, unless he beats you or something, in which case he probably deserved it. Anyway, her husband's not coming back. Or if he is coming back, it's as a colander, because Christopher and Paulie are waiting outside for him. They follow him out to the woods and they chase him down. It's not pretty. Junior's capo ends up in a mud puddle, begging for his life. Christopher's having none of it, since this was the guy who capped Brendan Filone. Naked. In the bathtub. With no place to run. And Paulie's not having any of it, either, since he danced a tango with a poison ivy bush while racing through the woods. They kill him. Goodbye, Spanky!
Junior and his entire gang get arrested. The short scenes where the feds show up at their houses are actually pretty funny. There's a knock on the door, and then each and all mutter a quick curse when they realize the indictments have come down. Junior's especially funny, since he pokes his little bald head and Mr. Magoo glasses out from under the curtain and yells "oh fuck" in a strangely squeaky voice. I laughed, anyway. Maybe you have to see it for yourself. Anyway, the whole gang: Alfalfa, Darla, Buckwheat. They're all arrested. Carmela and Tony watch it on the news. Meadow walks in and is quasi-shocked to see her Uncle Junior getting hauled in. Tony tries to play it off that Junior's a respectable business man and that he's shocked (shocked!) to see him being made to do the "perp walk." Meadow tells him to cut the crap.