Sopranos
Sopranos

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Kim: A+ | 880 USERS: B-
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At Tony's house, AJ is watching the Ultimate Fighting Championship, or kickboxing, or something else intended to provide an ironic segue from the beating we just witnessed. Tony walks in with a pizza and we can see that in addition to all of the electronic equipment, he also swiped the popcorn machine from Carmela's media room. Man, he doesn't do anything half-assed, does he? Except raise his children. Tony says that he thought AJ had an algebra test, and AJ tells him to chill out. Wow. Not only would I never tell my own father to chill out, I would absolutely never tell Tony Soprano to chill out. Tony turns off the television and AJ protests that he studied for forty-five minutes straight and needs a break. Wow, forty-five minutes? Someone give that kid a gold star. That is, if you believe him. Tony hears a knock at the door and peeks out to see who it is. He opens the door and Tony B. (and I'm going to swipe texastwostep's nickname and call him Diet Tony) walks in. Diet Tony asks if it's a bad time and says they have to talk. Famous Original Tony (tm Spills With Wings) sends AJ upstairs to study. AJ doesn't get it (surprise!) and asks if he can have pizza first, but his father snaps, "Now!" and AJ complies.

Tony and Diet Tony walk into the living room. Diet Tony says that he went to the Belleville Tavern after work and heard that Christopher was in there earlier, "all fucked up" because someone told him what was going on in the car. Tony immediately says that there was nothing going on. Diet Tony says he knows that, but that Christopher doesn't, and tells Tony what happened with Christopher and Adriana. Tony wonders where Christopher's self-control is, which is one of those pot and kettle situations. Diet Tony says that Little Paulie is out looking for Christopher, who was "saying some crazy things about [Tony]." AJ picks that moment to start playing the drums upstairs, startling both Tonys. Diet Tony says Christopher isn't right in the head, and that no one knows what he's capable of. Tony blusters that Christopher knows where to find him, and that Diet Tony should tell Christopher that. Tony stares upstairs, thinking about AJ's involvement in all this.

Sopranos

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