Sopranos
Sopranos

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Kim: A+ | 879 USERS: B-
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At the Crazy Horse, Adriana does a line of coke in the back room. Tony walks in and kind of apologizes, but doesn't leave. Adriana offers to share her stash, and Tony takes her up on it, but not before locking the door behind him. Tony says he's expecting some guys from New York, and Adriana says it's not a problem, since she has plenty to do in the club. Adriana, it should be noted, is wearing a leather bustier and a micro mini with knee-high boots. Tony does a line and asks about the music playing in the club. Adriana says it's "The Lost Boys," and that Silvio has been bugging her to play it because the manager owes him money. I don't understand why Silvio would want her to play their music in that case, but I'm going to let it go. Tony sniffs a few times and says that he thought it was Adriana's day off. She says that Chrissy is away, and that she doesn't like staying home alone. Tony (filled with coke energy) stands and grabs the darts from the dartboard on the wall. Adriana adds, "At least I can pour a glass of wine without him giving me...The Expression." Adriana imitates Christopher raising his eyebrows and making a moue. Tony laughs and says he knows that look, although he calls it "the Constipated Owl." Tony does his own version, which involves the same mouth, but adds looking side to side with wide eyes. Adriana laughs. Tony throws a dart. Adriana says that when she first met Tony, she was scared of him. Tony is amused. Adriana adds that she's scared of everybody, and that it's always her first reaction. See? It's those kinds of lines that make me feel sorry for Adriana. Between her bad dad, her physical and mental problems, her substance abuse, and her FBI situation, she got a bum deal. ["So to speak." -- Wing Chun] Tony asks if she's scared of him now, and Adriana shakes her head.

Tony watches Adriana take a drag of her cigarette (KILLING ME!) and then asks if she wants to play darts. She thinks it over, and Tony offers to play for money. Adriana walks over and takes the darts. Tony flirtatiously pretends not to give them up at first, and totally checks out Ade's rack in the process. Adriana throws her first dart, which misses the board entirely. She and Tony laugh. Adriana takes aim, and Tony asks if everything is all right "in here" as he places his hand on her stomach. Adriana giggles and says that she knows he's trying to distract her. Oh, is that what the kids are calling it these days? Adriana's next shot is nearly a bull's eye, and the third is a bull's eye. Tony claims that he's been hustled. Adriana smirks at him and collects the darts. When she walks over to hand them off, she drops them on the floor. She kneels down to pick them up and finds herself face to face with Tony's crotch. Tony pulls Adriana to her feet and they stand too close and stare at each other for a minute. Adriana looks uncertain. Tony brushes her hair back from her face. Adriana starts to lean in, and then stops. Tony leans in, and stops. Just as they both start to lean in again, there's a loud knock at the door, which causes them both to jump. Adriana clutches her head and walks off. Tony hides the coke in a desk drawer and tells Adriana to wait a moment before opening the door. He makes sure the room looks okay, and Adriana unlocks the door to find Phil Leotardo and some other guy outside. Tony jovially motions them inside, and they enter suspiciously. Adriana quickly makes an exit. Tony points at his watch and gives the guys shit about being late. Phil hands over an envelope and looks back at the door as if he's still trying to figure out what exactly they interrupted. Tony tucks away the envelope and stares at Phil, trying to figure out what he knows.

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