Sopranos
Sopranos

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Kim: A | 932 USERS: C+
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In the club, AJ heads into the bathroom, and things aren't looking so good with the sweating and the pale skin and the shallow breathing. AJ splashes water on his face, and then slowly collapses to the floor. Some guys walk into the bathroom and find AJ unconscious. One of the guys says he's a doctor, and runs up and asks AJ whether he's okay. AJ says his heart is beating "so fast," and the doctor asks whether AJ took any drugs. For once, AJ didn't. the doctor asks AJ whether he has a history of panic attacks, which we know that both he and Tony do.

Carmela is lying in bed, sleeping, when she hears a commotion downstairs. She wakes up and yells down to Tony, who is swearing up a storm in the kitchen. Tony comes over and yells at Carmela for not having smoked turkey in the house. Carmela is basically like, "The fuck?" Tony goes back to the fridge, where no smoked turkey has magically appeared, and kicks it shut. I love how on the previews, they made it out like that moment happened because Tony was pissed about something really seriously bad, like a death, but it was really because he's annoyed that he has a conscience now.

Patsy and Burt go to collect from Caputo's Chicken Ranch. Caputo complains that their boss sold the building out from under him to Jamba Juice. This is news for Patsy and Burt, who grabs their cash and leave. Once they get outside, Patsy comments with disgust, "What the fuck is happening to this neighborhood?" I feel the same way when my neighbors let their preteen kids drive their four-wheelers around in the back yard, so that now they have no grass in their lawn anymore. Okay, maybe that's not the same, exactly.

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