Vito and Morgan ride motorcycles down a country road. They pull over for a little afternoon delight. I saw a few articles where people made reference to how horrible it was to see Vito getting it on; all they show is a really mild kiss shot from fifty yards away, and then Vito pulls off Morgan's shirt. Is that really so awful? I'm going to assume the best and say that people were grossed out by Vito getting some action period, not that he was with another man. Right? Don't shatter my illusions.
AJ's in yet another club, hanging out with a big group of people. Some redhead guy asks AJ whether he can get his dad to send someone to lean on his landlord, who won't give back the security deposit. AJ just nods, and then starts to breathe in a panicky manner. Hernan asks AJ whether he's okay, and whether he wants some coke. AJ says no, but he's getting pale and sweaty.
Tony visits Julianna's apartment. She's got the paperwork all set up and ready for Tony to sign. As anyone who has bought a house knows, there are like ten million places to sign in the contract. Julianna leans into Tony to show him where to sign, and they keep going faster and faster, and getting closer and closer. Finally, Tony signs the last line, and jumps Julianna's bones. As things get hot and heavy, Tony removes his jacket. Juliana rolls him over and stands up so that Tony can rip her panties off. They continue making out, and Julianna starts unbuttoning Tony's shirt. We see the exact same shot from earlier with Carmela, except this time Julianna is unbuttoning what Carmela buttoned earlier. Tony realizes the parallel and grabs Julianna's hands, forcing her to stop. Juliana doesn't think he's serious at first, but Tony grabs her and roughly tosses her aside onto the couch. He stands up and puts his clothing back together, curtly asking whether they are done signing. Julianna says that they are, so Tony leaves without another word. Once he's gone, Julianna grabs a glass of champagne and downs it. Talk about your blue balls.
In the club, AJ heads into the bathroom, and things aren't looking so good with the sweating and the pale skin and the shallow breathing. AJ splashes water on his face, and then slowly collapses to the floor. Some guys walk into the bathroom and find AJ unconscious. One of the guys says he's a doctor, and runs up and asks AJ whether he's okay. AJ says his heart is beating "so fast," and the doctor asks whether AJ took any drugs. For once, AJ didn't. the doctor asks AJ whether he has a history of panic attacks, which we know that both he and Tony do.