In Tony's room, Carmela pulls a boombox out and tells Tony that Christopher sent it over. Awesome. I love that Christopher cock-blocked Paulie. Carmela talks to an unresponsive Tony about how impressive Meadow has been in the crisis. She puts a CD in for Tony, and Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water" starts playing. It makes me want to play Guitar Hero on the PS2. ["Hee! Glark totally started air Guitar Hero-ing." -- Wing Chun] Carmela stares at Tony sadly.
Christopher parks what is probably Johnny Sack's old Maserati outside Satriale's and walks inside, where he finds Agent Harris and his partner eating lunch. I had no idea there were actual tables and shit inside Satriale's. I think I thought it was more like a butcher shop with a meat case and stuff, but not hot meals. Christopher asks Agent Harris about "that disease [he] picked up over there in Diarrhea-stan." God, I love Christopher. He might be my favorite character. He's an idiot and all, but his scenes are almost always enjoyable. Agent Harris asks after Tony, and claims that he's genuinely concerned. Chris reports that Tony is "fucked up," and changes the subject to say that Agent Harris just comes to Satriale's because he misses them. Christopher proceeds to crack some racist jokes about the war on terror, and Harris's partner gets in a dick-measuring contest about how important their work is. Harris adds that Christopher could really help them out if he called when he heard anything related to terrorism. Christopher claims he doesn't know anything about anything. Agent Harris brings up Matush, and Christopher says he was Ade's friend, and that they didn't know he was involved in terrorism until the FBI said so. Christopher concludes, "I take that terrorism shit seriously. And Tony? Don't even get him started." Well, it'd be hard to get him started when he's in a coma.