Sopranos
Sopranos

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Phil and his consigliere arrive for a sitdown with Tony and Sil, brokered by Little Carmine. Carmine explains that he prefers to think of this as "a meeting of minds," and gives a speech full of his usual malapropisms, including that "certain incidents have expired [sic] lately" that have affected both of their cash flows. Phil makes a crack about Vito, and Tony gets pissed, pointing out that, despite his gay shortcomings, Vito was a good earner and will be missed for that reason. Phil brings up Fat Dom, and Tony and Sil pretend they don't know what he's talking about. Carmine interrupts to tell them that his father taught him, "A pint of blood costs more than a gallon of gold." Everyone pretends to think that over, but really they just look confused. Tony says that he's willing to let the past be the past and start over. Phil agrees. Carmine asks for a truce and says that they should wipe the slate clean. Just as Phil is about to agree to it, Carmine has to bring up Phil's brother, and we know what effect that has on Phil. So Phil gets all pissed off, as usual, and both men stand up. Phil walks out with his crew. Tony asks Carmine what in the hell he was thinking, and Carmine has no response.

AJ goes out to a bar with some co-workers, and they trade stories about nail gun accidents. I've got one for you. My brother-in-law used to be a roofer. One day he started sliding off a roof, and he had a nail gun in one hand so he couldn't exactly grab onto something without dropping the really expensive nail gun. So he nailed his forearm to the roof. That's fucking hardcore. Maybe not the smartest move, but still. Anyway, AJ spots Blanca dancing with a friend nearby. They stare at each other for a while, until Blanca walks over and starts talking to him. AJ is such an idiot that he doesn't say much of anything. Blanca asks him out, but warns him that she has a three-year-old son. AJ is cool with that, so Blanca hands over her phone number. AJ looks at it and tells her that she forgot the last number. Blanca tells him that she did it on purpose, so he'll have to work for it. She's clearly done this before. And also, it's not exactly cracking the Da Vinci code. There are only ten options.

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