Chris says that it'd be an honour to kill the "fat faggot" himself, and cut off his wang, and feed it to him. Tony wants everyone to calm down. Bobby hilariously says that they can't have him in the social club anymore: "That much I do know." How did Bobby even get into the mafia? "You gotta pay me protection, or you don't get to come to the barbecue!" Carlo busts on him: "'Social club'? He's gotta go!" Tony wants to think about things, and Bobby backs him up, so you know how much support that's going to get from everyone else. Paulie jumps up and wants to know what there is to think about, and doesn't back down, so Tony has to get in his face and ask whether Paulie's going to look after Vito's kids once he's gone. Paulie looks like he thinks that's a valid point, and even Christopher says, "That's true. They didn't do anything. Poor little guys." Paulie calms down, apologizing to Tony for yelling. Chris makes a joke about Vito "greasing the unions." It slays Patsy, anyway. Tony unnecessarily tells everyone that this doesn't leave the room. Everybody nods.
Phil Leotardo shows up at Vito's place to console a distraught Marie, who keeps waiting to hear from her husband. She wants to know how long she's supposed to tell the kids he's away on business. "Fuckin' shitbag. When I get my hands on him, I'll tear him limb from limb," says Phil. This is how he consoles a person. He grumbles about Vito making a mockery of the sacrament of marriage. Did your goomar tell you that? Marie says that maybe there were signs, but thatVito Spatafore is a good man, and a wonderful father, so why does he have to be tossed aside because of what one person says? Phil says that's why he's here: "There's been confirmation, through the grapevine. Vito was seen in a car with a man. I don't want to get graphic beyond that, the idea repulses me so much." Phil's much more polite about his homophobia. Phil tells Marie that they can't be in denial, as much as they love Vito. He gently asks her where she thinks he might have gone, so that they can bring him back and get him to do something about it. Like take a bullet, you mean. If Marie answers, we don't see it.













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