Sopranos
Sopranos

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Adriana tells the Feds that they had to wait until later in order to get out the mops and clean up. In the flashback, Matush and his friend drag Nieves's plastic-wrapped body out of the office while Adriana protests and worries. Matush promises to take the body out through the basement and dump it in the ocean. Man, are the Mob members the only ones who know how to weigh down a body so that it doesn't wash up on shore? Adriana puts a bloody rag in the garbage can, and then grabs the bag.

Back in the interrogation room, Agent Harris asks why Adriana helped Matush. Adriana says that she was afraid for herself, but that she also thinks Matush is nice: "He's not a bad person. He's very religious. He prays, like, all the time. He went through this period where he, like, rediscovered his religion. He don't even do drugs anymore. He just deals. And every month he sends all his money home to his family." Cubitso asks, "In Pakistan?" Adriana explains, "His brother runs a prep school someplace for young boys. I was very impressed with that." Oh, Ade. So, so dumb. The agents look at each other like, "We are so nailing some terrorists on this case." Agent Sanseverino asks if Christopher knows what happened, and Adriana says that he doesn't. Cubitso says that right now Adriana is guilty of obstruction of the investigation, and that she could get twenty-five years in prison. Adriana protests that she didn't do anything. Agent Sanseverino angrily says, "Take your head out of your ass, Adriana. You knew exactly what you were doing." Cubitso says that they can send her to jail right now, or she can cooperate. Adriana protests that she's been cooperating. Cubitso yells that she hasn't given them anything, and that he wants her to wear a wire and get Tony and Christopher on tape. Adriana sobs that she won't do it. She gathers herself and says she wants to talk to her lawyer. Cubitso asks who it is, and Adriana pitifully says that she doesn't have "an official one." Agent SanBitcherino snarks that Christopher might know a good one. Adriana calls her a piece of shit. Yay, Adriana! Agent Harris says he'll call the public defender, but that it might take a while. The agents gather their things and leave Adriana alone.

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