Ben Kingsley rides the elevator, wearing a robe. He's absolutely thrilled when Christopher and Murmur get on with him. Christopher asks about the Luxury Lounge, and Kingsley says that there's nothing he could do. Christopher just does his intimidation thing. Kingsley tries to change the subject by asking Murmur about his name, but that goes nowhere. Christopher keeps talking about how the rich get richer or some shit, which is ridiculous, because it's not like Christopher is (a) poor or (b) needy. Kingsley gets off the elevator, and says that he gives most of the stuff away to charity anyway, but it's nothing compared to the situation at awards shows. Kingsley says that the presenters get $30,000 worth of stuff in their gift baskets. A lightbulb goes off in Christopher's head.
Tony and Carm hang out on the boat with Artie and Charmaine. The women head inside to start lunch, as Tony and Artie head up to the upper deck for a conversation. Once they're alone, Tony yells at Artie for beating the crap out of Benny. Artie is pissed that Tony chose Vesuvio to run the credit-card scam. Tony says that he didn't know, and that Artie should have come to him when he found out, because now Benny wants to kill Artie. Somehow, Artie doesn't get the message, or else he has a death wish, because he complains that now he has to start doing the promotions he hates so much, at his accountant's insistence. Artie goes on a tear about how his father promised him that honest work would pay off in the end. This leads to Artie sobbing and Tony hugging him. Carmela brings out the food. It would be funny if they got takeout from Da Giovanni.
Little Carmine, back in New York, calls Christopher in L.A. to tell him that Ben Kingsley passed on the movie. Christopher laments that he tried to be Kingsley's friend, and even sent him a muffin basket. Well, I'm shocked that he didn't sign the contract right then and there! It's not like he has any better offers than a script that hasn't been written yet by a hacky TV writer with a gambling problem, to be produced by two imbeciles. Anyway, Christopher crushes the sunglasses that Kingsley gave him.
Benny visits Tony, and he says that he really, really wants to kill Artie. Benny is mostly upset because Artie came to his house, endangering his wife and unborn son. Tony tries to change the subject by asking Benny about his unborn son, and hugging him in congratulations. Tony says that Benny needs to drop it: "You don't shit where you eat, and you really don't shit where I eat." Tony adds that Benny's parents' anniversary party will be held at Vesuvio, and that Artie will give him a great rate. Benny's not happy, but what are you gonna do?