Phil and his sidekick Joey Peeps show up at the Bonpensiero body shop to collect his car, and Phil is all done up in that neck brace I mentioned earlier. It's a pretty funny visual, although it definitely would have been better if it were one of those cone things they put on dogs. Those are always good for a laugh. Phil refuses to talk business with Angie, preferring instead to wait until Pussy's brother emerges from the bathroom. Once he does, they exchange greetings, and Phil decides he wants to get caught up on the latest family gossip. "I was away when all that shit went down with your brother," he says. "What the fuck happened?" "We don't like to talk about it," replies the brother. And here's an interesting nickname dilemma for you: should Pussy's brother be called Penis, Asshole, or Twat? Because you could sort of make a legitimate case for any one of them. And why am I the only recapper that has to ponder questions like this? Angie and Asshole lead Phil over to the car, which looks pretty much perfect. Phil, however, isn't going to let Tony off that easy. First, he claims to spot a tiny dent in the side panel, and then he starts complaining that the paint looks duller. Penis assures him that everything is as it should be, but Phil climbs into the passenger seat, and loudly announces that it feels "off-kilter." He orders Joey to check it out, and Mr. Peeps makes a big show of settling into the seat and failing to get comfortable. Well, duh. It's not a Cadillac. Only product-placed cars get heated seats. "It reclines strange, too," adds Phil, despite the fact that no one has actually tried reclining the seat. Heh. He storms out, or at least hobbles out, Angie frantically trying to convince him that there's nothing actually wrong with the car. Twat just stands there, looking stupid and wishing his name were Tony.
Episode Report CardAaron: B | 825 USERS: B-
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